Some recent product disclaimers (or at least new to me). A big list of disclaimers appeared here over a year ago...
•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes
•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy
•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish
•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes
•Stroller -- Remove infant before folding for storage
•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use
•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets
•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy
•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally
•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects
•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth
•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts
•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating
•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking
•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death
•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion
•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use
•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only
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