Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Poem: Changes 33/Retreat Is Not Surrender—
click the white flag to enlarge
I've been writing these Changes poems since March, 2006—very loosely based on the I-Ching. Today I have worked through half of the i ching hexagrams. No. 33 is the turning point. I crib from three versionsof the book—James Legee's I Ching: Book of Changes; Wilhelm, and Baynes' The I Ching or Book of Changes, with a suitably strange forward by Carl Jung (my favorite version, and it's a beautiful book with a great dust jacket); and a version I keep at the office, Rediscovering The I Ching.
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Poem: Changes 33/
Retreat Is Not Surrender—
We are at not at liberty to retreat
When the way ahead is fogged
When doubt and darkness set in
When reason degenerates
And bedevils the heart
Flight is not retreat
Flight is a mad scramble
For the exits
Flight is throwing in the towel
Retreat is tactical
A gathering of reason
As the dark forces assemble
A provisional retreat
Is choosing the right moment
While you are still under
A full head of steam
And biding your time
For the counter-attack.
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Lyrics and video to The End Of The Line By The Traveling Wilburys
Volume 1:
Nelson Wilbury - George Harrison
Otis Wilbury - Jeff Lynne
Lefty Wilbury - Roy Orbison
Charlie T. Jnr. - Tom Petty
Lucky Wilbury - Bob Dylan
Volume 3 (there was no Volume 2; it was skipped in memory of Roy Orbison):
Spike Wilbury - George Harrison
Clayton Wilbury - Jeff Lynne
Muddy Wilbury - Tom Petty
Boo Wilbury - Bob Dylan
You may have to hit the play button twice!
The End Of The Line
by The Traveling Wilburys
(chorus 1)
Well its all right, riding around in the breeze
Well its all right, if you live the life you please
Well its all right, doing the best you can
Well its all right, as long as you lend a hand
You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring
Waiting for someone to tell you everything
Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring
Maybe a diamond ring
(chorus 2)
Well its all right, even if they say youre wrong
Well its all right, sometimes you gotta be strong
Well its all right, as long as you got somewhere to lay
Well its all right, everyday is judgement day
Maybe somewhere down the road aways
You'll think of me, and wonder where I am these days
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
Purple haze
(chorus 3)
Well its all right, even when push comes to shove
Well its all right, if you got someone to love
Well its all right, everything'll work out fine
Well its all right, were going to the end of the line
Dont have to be ashamed of the car I drive
Im just glad to be here, happy to be alive
It dont matter if youre by my side
Im satisfied
(chorus 4)
Well its all right, even if youre old and grey
Well its all right, you still got something to say
Well its all right, remember to live and let live
Well its all right, the best you can do is forgive
(chorus 5)
Well its all right, riding around in the breeze
Well its all right, if you live the life you please
Well its all right, even if the sun dont shine
Well its all right, were going to the end of the line
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
The Zombie Survival Guide
click the zombie, Tor Johnson, to enlarge
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead (2003), by Max Brooks, is a detailed physiology and genealogy of the undead, with a road map for survival against zombie attacks—random attacks as well as more concerted, global uprisings. I am reading this book now. The Survival Guide delves into the zombie myth from the ground up and explains the role of the solanus virus in creating the undead. It's a good read. . .at least if you're a zombie fan. There are clearly parallels with the world of greys and aliens, although the promulgators of the zombie myth seem to have—shall we say?—more of a sense of humor about their subject matter than the UFOlogists. This isn't surprising when you consider that Max Brooks is the son of Mel Brooks.
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Some of my favorite horror movies star zombies, notably, Romero's The Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead/Day of the Dead/Land of the Dead series. But don't forget White Zombie, and Zombi II, Peter Jackson's Braindead, and of course, the recent Shaun of the Dead, and 28 Days Later. As for videogames, I do have a soft spot in my heart for games like Silent Hill, Resident Evil, House of the Dead, and one of my quirky Japanese favorites, Typing of the Dead.
The guide goes into detail on:
1.1 Myths and Realities
1.2 Weapons and Combat Techniques
1.3 On the Defensive
1.4 On the Run
1.4.1 Terrain types
1.5 On the Attack
1.6 Living in an Undead World
1.7 Recorded Attacks
1.8 Appendix
2 Solanum
2.1 How it works
2.2 Cross-species infection
2.3 Symptoms
3 Cultural appeal
3.1 Humor fans
3.2 Zombie fans
Brooks' suggests that the best defense is an M1 Carbine semi-automatic rifle, a good handgun with a mounted sight, and a machete. Shotguns and swords also do the job, of course. Brooks warns against fully automatic weapons (only one bullet will takw down a zombie; using any more is a waste of ammo). If you love zombies, you'll want to buy this book! The chapter on Recorded Attacks provides enough ammo to spook any group ranged around a campfire.
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Monday, January 29, 2007
Poem: toast
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The Tooth Fairy
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Poem: Changes 31/Influence
Barrister Harry Coy & Me & How My Ship Is About To Come In
I recently had an interesting epistolary exchange with a London Barrister, Harry McCoy. Read from the bottom up. . .
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Sat. 27 Jan 2007
To: BARRISTER HARRY COY
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVENUE KENT LONDON
Tel PHONE ; +447031945240,
DATE 26th JAN 2007 .
Dear Barrister Coy:
Enclosed in the personal information you requested. Please let me know if you need any further information to effect the transfer of funds.
As to meeting with you, rather than forcing you fly all the way over to the states, I’d be glad to fly over and meet with you in your London offices. I guess once I have the funds, I can probably afford to fly first class!
Let me know when you would like to meet. I, of course, look forward to hearing from, and meeting with you soon.
Sincerely,
Jack Brummet
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From: HARRY COY
Subject: Can we proceed? FROM HARRY COY ESQ
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:49:19 +0000 (GMT)
DESK OF BARRISTER HARRY COY
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVENUE KENT LONDON
Tel PHONE ; +447031945240,
DATE 26th JAN 2007 .
Dear Jack,
It’s my pleasure to receive your mail dated 26th Jan 2007 , well I must tell you that the contents of your mail were well noted, and to make you really Understand that I am who I claim to be I will need you to Work with me and be honest in all things, its rightfully said that a mans word is his bond, so let us keep to what ever we agree on.
I must also make you understand that it’s my duty to educate you in your role in this transaction and to provide every document needed for this transaction, of which I will need your consent in some aspect.
I will need you to send me some information which Shall help me open a pay file in the security company Where these funds are deposited, note that in due Cause of this transaction I will need you to give me An address where I can meet up with you in your Country to have my own share of the funds of which I Will need also a good business to invest on with your advice.
Here are the following information’s ;
[1] Complete name
[2] Phone number [cell phone]
[3] Address
[4] Age and sex
[5] Marital status
[6] Job type and years of experience.
Note that whatever information I give you here should Be kept under the confirms of your person and should Not be disclosed to any one, it is also applicable to me as I will keep every information about you secret.
Finally I must also reminder you that you should be rest assured that this transaction is 100 % risk free, so keep your mind relaxed.
Sincerely,
Harry Coy Esq.
+44 703 194 5240
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Fri, 26 Jan 2007
To: BARRISTER HARRY COY
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVENUE KENT LONDON
Tel PHONE ; +447031945240,
DATE 26th JAN 2007 .
Dear Barrister Coy:
While I was deeply saddened to hear of the death of Martin Brummet, I am glad you contacted me. I am, of course, eager to discuss the disposition of the $5.4 million dollars. Please let me know what your fee will be, and what information you might need from me.
Will I need to make a good faith payment to you to set this transfer in motion? If so, please give me the information as to where and how much I need to send.
I am naturally eager to set this transaction in motion. Again, I thank you for seeking me out. And I also greatly appreciate your offer to protect me from commiting any legal trangressions as we move forward.
I look forward to hearing from you!
Sincerely,
Jack Brummet
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From: "HARRY COY"
Subject: YOUR DECEASED RELATIVE, BRUMMET
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:46:21 +0000
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVE KENT LONDON
DESK OF BARRISTER HARRY COY
PHONE +447031945240
DATE 25th/JAN/2007
ATTN : Jack Brummet
I am Barrister Harry Coy, a solicitor at law.I was a Personal Assistant to late Martin Brummet,a national Of your country, who died on the 30th of April 2004, my client was involved in a car accident in London .All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquires here to locate any of my clients extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to search through with his name which motivated me to contact you, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$5.4 Million (Five million, Four Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) left behind by my client Before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Administration, which has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next Finance Firm (Bank) where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance official has given us ten working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives,I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased
,since you have the same last name with my client, proper documentation will
be made so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the
sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information
and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you
is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.
Thanks as i await your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,
Barr Harry Coy (esq.)
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Photo: another gem from 10eastern found photos
click to enlarge
This photograph comes from—where else?—10eastern found photos. You could spend hours coming up with captions for this odd couple. . .
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Hillary Clinton gives Linda McCartney a run for her money, singing national anthem on open microphone
While this doesn't change how I feel about Senator Clinton's candidacy, I'd tell the staff to have her pull back a couple of feet from the microphone when she sings.
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Saturday, January 27, 2007
"Not suitable to live in this world" — A new collage of a grey alien (artist unknown)
click this grey image to enlarge. . .
I bumped into this collage/image on an Italian website. I ran the text through free translation which produced this bizarre (and unedited) Italian to English translation. It didn't tell me much about where the image came from, or what it meant, but it did provide a interestingly bent Italglish text:
"Awful days. rare the moments in which I take again myself from my autismo. in those moments - rare - I leave me. I is not suitable to live in this world. learned to do it. and the results are better of those of those who retain themselves native. but to live in this world does not stick to my nature..
"I like Isserly already. I like Isserly - That you are a sort of Mantis to hunting of vodsel I had had to long strokes the suspect. Then it dispels from the empathy. To find myself it it nude and raw here I confess you a little one puts the shudders. But you put however the shudders. "
The Itaian version:
"giorni pessimi. rari i momenti in cui mi riprendo dal mio autismo. in uei momenti - rari - mi abbandono.io non sono adatta a vivere in questo mondo. ho imparato a farlo. e i risultati sono migliori di quelli di coloro che si ritengono autoctoni. ma vivere in questo mondo non attiene alla mia natura..
"io come Isserlygià .io come Isserly
"Che tu sia una sorta di Mantide a caccia di vodsel ne avevo avuto a lunghi tratti il sospetto. Poi fugato dall'empatia. Ritrovarmelo nudo e crudo qui ti confesso un po' mette i brividi. Ma tu metti comunque i brividi. "sottopelle"---o0o---
Jumpers From Seattle's Aurora Bridge Become A Hazard On The Ground
An Associated Press story today by Donna Gordon Blankinship goes into the toll Aurora Bridge jumpers take on office workers in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood.
"Seattle is becoming hazardous to the mental health of the dot-com employees and other office workers below, who keep seeing people jump to their deaths from the span.
"Thirty-nine people over the past decade have committed suicide off the 155-foot-high Aurora Bridge _ eight in 2006 alone _ and counselors are regularly brought in to help office workers deal with the shock of seeing the leap or the bloody aftermath. "
The bridge now has numerous signs and billboards and ads for the local suicide prevention center.
Bridge graffiti "You are magnificent."
and "Don't jump."
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Friday, January 26, 2007
Poem: Changes 30/Clinging
click the sunset to enlarge
1
Fire has no form but clings
To the burning object.
Water pours down from heaven
And fire flames up from the earth.
What is dark clings to what is light.
A luminous body emitting light
Must have within itself
Straw for the fire,
Or it will burn itself out.
Everything that gives
Light depends on the object
To which it clings.
The sun and moon cling to heaven,
And the bugs, trees, and people
Cling to the earth.
2
The mind shut off from the outside
In sleep reconnects with the world
And the yellow light streaming down.
Later, in the setting sun
We bewail the approach of old age
And peek with dread
At the day
When all the revels
Are ended.
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Alien Lore No. 98 - UFOs Over Charlotte
PHOTO BY CHARLES MILLER;
cropped and lightened by Charlotte.com for clarity
According to Charles Miller: "Last night just after 8:30, I was in the backyard smoking a cig and saw a light coming in toward Kings Mountain from the south-southeast. ... I went in the house and got my camera and came back out in the front yard to shoot it. "
"Emergency dispatchers around Charlotte handle wacky 911 calls each night. But Wednesday, agencies got the same type of unusual call: A hovering light was in the sky. Others described it as a plane that might be in trouble. A blueish glow. A fire in the sky. A light moving too slow to be a plane. The calls came into Iredell, Lincoln, Mooresville and Huntersville emergency dispatchers around 8 p.m. -- with even a dispatcher's dad calling in a sighting and one Lincoln County officer reportedly seeing it. "There were, however, "No immediate reports of little green men with ray guns." read the entire story in The Charlotte Observer.
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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Why I Deleted The Comments From The Toxic Doctor Story
The editors of Al This Is That have deleted all 13 comments from this thread, as well as the stories that engendered all the comments. The whole thing has become a tilt-a-whirl ride of people pretending to be other people; people attacking other people who were pretending to be other people; people posting with aliases stating only who they were not; and a raft of accusations and cross-accusations; moves and countermoves; posing, posturing, lies, and delusion. You probably know I don't place a high premium on The Truth, or more accurately, what often passes for The Truth, because The Truth is usually not all it's cracked up to be.
If you know me "in real life," you know that truth may now and then take backstage to a knee-slapper or a twisted, 98% fictional, and often libelous, side-trip. There are some things better than the truth. No. 1?: The music of human laughter. This whole Michael Toubbeh trip suddenly became a karmic burden, and the vibes were beginning to stink the place up.
Once I start editing comments and removing stories, well. . .then, it's no longer All This Is That, but a blog for everyone who agrees with me, where those victims of parody, or targets of stories, can't respond. Democracy is for everyone, and I'm just not ready to change the name of the blog to Some Of This Is Sort Of That Sometimes.
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When you strike at a king, you must kill him
"If you come at the king, you best not miss" - I can't figure out who said this (tell me!).
People claim Machiavelli said: "It's the downside of conspiracies that they have to succeed." I don't think downside was au courant in Machiavelli's time. It's either a bogus quote, or a shabby translation.
click Old King by Georges Rouault to enlarge...
Every one of these quotes are really about the consequences of failure. I've seen this dilemma in office politics more than once. If you're going to attempt to take out the guy above you, or many levels above you, you do not want to strike to wound. When you wound your target, the consequences of failure are catastrophic.
We're often told that police are trained to shoot to kill. Or you don't shoot.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Happy Birthday to canned beer!
It was 72 years ago today that canned beer was first sold to the public. Eventually canned beer led to the demise of the literally thousands of local breweries, as the big national breweries were now able to ship their product all over the country.
In 1935, the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company delivered 2,000 cans of Krueger's Finest Beer and Krueger's Cream Ale to the thirsty in Richmond, Virginia. It mushroomed from there, and today half the beer sold in this country comes in cans.
To learn more, go to This Day On History. They even have a canned beer video. Indeed, there is even a Canned Beer History website.
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Lyrics to Jimmy Driftwood's Tennessee Stud
Tennessee Stud
by Jimmy Driftwood
Along about eighteen and twenty-five
I left Tennessee very much alive
I never would have got through the Arkansas mud
If I hadn't been a-ridin on the Tennessee stud
I had some trouble with my sweetheart's pa
One of her brothers was a bad outlaw
I sent her a letter by my Uncle Fud
And I rode away on the Tennessee stud
CHORUS:
The Tennessee stud was long and lean
The color of the sun and his eyes were green
He had the nerve and he had the blood
And there never was a hoss like the Tennessee stud
One day I was ridin' in the beautiful land
And ran smack into an Indian band
They jerked their knives with a whoop and a yell
But I rode away like a bat out of hell
Well I circled their camp for a time or two
And showed what a Tennessee hoss could do
And them redskin boys never got my blood
'Cause I was a-ridin' on the Tennessee stud
CHORUS
We drifted on down into no man's land
We crossed the river called the Rio Grande
I raced my hoss with the Spaniards bold
Till I got me a skin full of silver and gold
Me and a gambler we couldn't agree
We got in a fight over Tennessee
We jerked our guns, he fell with a thud
And I got away on the Tennessee stud
CHORUS
Well, I got as lonesome as a man can be
Dreamin' of my girl in Tennessee
The Tennessee stud's green eyes turned blue
'Cause he was a-dreamin' of a sweetheart too
We loped on back across Arkansas
I whipped her brother and I whipped her pa
I found that girl with the golden hair
And she was ridin' on a Tennessee mare
CHORUS
Stirrup to stirrup and side by side
We crossed the mountains and the valleys wide
We came to Big Muddy and we forded the flood
On the Tennessee mare and the Tennessee stud
Pretty little baby on the cabin floor
Little hoss colt playin' 'round the door
I love the girl with golden hair
And the Tennessee stud loves the Tennessee mare
CHORUS
©1958 Warden Music Company, Inc. (BMI)
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007
The Seattle Olympic Sculpture Park Opens!
Last weekend's New York Times article told the story. NYC has sculpture park envy! And well they should. Somehow Seattle assembled nine acres of prime land and beach north of Pier 70. We couldn't get our act together to build a train or subway system, or to fix our decrepit Viaduct or the Rosselini Floating Bridge, but that's another rant. This is a time to celebrate. The park is a home run, as much for the sculpture as the park itself—a tour de force of architectural landscaping. WEISS / MANFREDI Architecture created this z-shaped park running from Western Avenue to Elliott Bay. The PACCAR Pavilion has sweeping views of the Olympic Mountains. My only regret about the park is that they couldn't somehow level one office building so you could view the Seattle P.I. globe, just up the block from the park. It's a nineteen-ton pop masterpiece.
We attended the park's grand opening on Sunday. Online, you can take an interactive tour or visit the Seattle Art Museum's web site.
Unfortunately, none of the photographs I've seen of the park do it justice. If you follow the trails, the park leads, eventually, to a beautiful pebble beach, with piles of driftwood to arrange and rearrange into forts and ad hoc sculptures. The beachfront includes a salmon haven (habitat?) of some sort.
There are three levels of art at work: bridges over the road and railroad tracks, trellises, native plantings (I think Salal and Oregon Grape, etc.) , cool benches and walkways and paths up the hills and down to the beach; sculptural works by the likes of Louise Nevelson, Mark di Suvero, Alexander Calder, Richard Serra, and many others, and installations and exhibits in the pavillion. Is this cool, or what?
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Monday, January 22, 2007
Poem: Changes 29/The Abysmal
1
Every step forward or backward
Leads into danger
With no hope of escape
Only survival
Like a manacled prisoner
Behind grey concrete walls
2
The abyss
Is filled to the rim
And action only mires
You in danger
Plunging you further
Into the abyss
3
To survive you must be like water
Surging in over around and through
Filling up all the places
Through which it flows
From the cataracts
To the waterfalls
In your cage you must be you
Where nothing makes you
Lose the way
Where nothing
Makes you
Lose yourself.
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Sunday, January 21, 2007
For Pete from NYC, Robert Hershon's poem Ichabod
I seem to recall a poem you published once (in email I think, not in the literary sense) that ended something like 'the shitheads that run the show.' Always like that one. How about reprise? --Posted by Pete to all this is that at 1/21/2007 07:03:23 PM
Alas, it wasn't mine, but the poem of Robert Hershon, a guy we knew in NYC, a poet, publisher, and editor. He has published over 10 books of his own poems, and through his press, Hanging Loose, published hundreds of other folks. Hershon's Hanging Loose does two incredible things: 1) They never ever let a book go out of print; and 2) Their literary magazine always includes the works of fledgling poets (high school students). Bob writes some of the most trenchant and funny poetry I have ever read. This particular poem was written at least 20 years ago, but it might very well have been written about the current Presidential Administration. Here is his poem Ichabod.
Ichabod
Everyone's first name means
Beloved of the Lord
or Bearer of Glad Tidings
or Valiant in Battle
except Ichabod
which means The Glory
has Departed
and must be considered
the name for the future
along with The Liar is Thriving
Unbearable Cruelty and
The Shitheads are Running the Show
- Robert Hershon
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Saturday, January 20, 2007
Index to Jack Brummet poems on All This Is That
Changes One/Action
Changes Two/The Receptive
Changes Three/Trouble Ahead
Changes Four/The Young Shoot
Changes Five/The waiting
Changes Six/Conflict
Changes Seven/The Army
Changes Eight/Holding Together
Changes Nine/The taming power of the small
Changes Ten/treading
Changes Eleven/Peace
Changes twelve/standing still
Changes 13/Fellowship
Changes 14/Possession
Changes 15/The Armies Of The Night
Changes 16/Enthusiasm, or, the king begins to falter
Changes 17/Following
Changes 18/Fixing what has spoiled
Changes 19/The Approach
Changes 20/Contemplation
Changes 21/Biting Through
Changes 22/Grace
Changes 23/Splitting Apart
Changes 24/The Turning Point (for S.A.D.)
Changes 25/The Unexpected
Changes 26/The Taming Power of the Great
Poem: Changes 27/Taking Care
Poem: Changes 28/ Ta Kuo—Preponderance of the Great
New Poems (i-ching poems 18-28 are also new):
Snow Day In Kirkland, Washington
Going Mad Might Be Like A Bad Eight Track Tape Deck
Jericho & How Joshua Caused The Walls To Come Tumbling Down
Poem:With Or Without The Words
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Previous poems:
You Gather Your Friends
The Way We Were
Scarred for life
The White Flag
The Cover-up
The Good German
Dream Of The Grey
Torches & Pitchforks
The Red Flag
Don't look back
The Tenth Planet (Or An Incredible Facsimile?)
Anger management is a slippery slope
the vault
The Moon's In Tune
Another politician resigns in disrace
Changes Nine/The taming power of the small
Rub-a-dub
Tendrils
The Candidate
Reds
Making Room
The revolt in heaven
Found Poem: The Richmond Hill Oracle Poem (and painting): The Robot Wars
I don't believe I'm here
Ten ways of looking at lies
The Broken Chord
With our heads in the sand during the transit and eclipse
the sun plays its red song
Litany
Poem: The Developers
A raindrop's life
The mystery of the first amendment to the Ten Commandments
The Bay Of Delusion
Mad Song
Reasons To Keep On
Conspiracy Theory The Moon Race
Mr. Flue's Grave In Hillcrest Cemetary, Kent, Wash.
The World Seems Especially Calming And Verisimilitudinous Today
Kent, Washington
Rollover
[It's the Lee Harvey Oswald smile]
Zombie Breakdown
Heaven
The Variations
You Rehearse Dying
Sonnet For Hari
Defensive Daydreaming
The Dream
Dogpaddling
The Prostethic Head & The Absence Of Blood
Tetuan - "No Paranoia, My Friend"
The Grey Visitors & Painting:
The Grey Ambassador
The Bad Movie
The Bucket
The Man In The Mirror
Liftoff
Optimism
Perspective A Flight Of Swallows
Audioblog - The Prevaricator
Weather Report
Your Wooden Leg
The Revelations Sermon At The First Church Of The Mojo Apocalypse
Dosvidaniya, Ivan Ivanovitch The Late Excavation (Text And Audio)
Jack Kerouac, Meet John Barleycorn
The Gideon Bible In My Nightstand
At The Acropolis
When Aliens Land, Or, The Return Of The King
The sous-chef is a sociopath]
James Wright
Falling
[Life Is Not A Hardy Novel]
Seven
Coyote Comes Home Like A Salmon
Shorts For Jerry Melin ca. about 1988
Bird
Monism
The Golden Rule
The Countdown
When Aliens Land, Or, The Return Of The King
AT HILLCREST CEMETARY IN KENT, WASHINGTON, I WALK BY THE GRAVE OF SAM THE GRASSEATER
Notes On Flying
Daybreak
Explosions
Not Past Tense Yet
the glass is not half-full
It's Getting Crowded Here
Li Po In Disgrace
The Clock
A Love Song
Bad Timing
The Killer
The Absence of Footprints Growing Up
Gone Fishing
The M.D.s
A Poem - Acrylic
The Marriage
Driving Home To Seattle, We Watch Deer Drinking from the Skookumchuck River
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Friday, January 19, 2007
Poem: Changes 26/The Taming Power of the Great
Poem: Changes 25/The Unexpected
He develops
The reverse Midas Touch
Under heaven
Thunder rolls
Thus the old kings
Fostered everything
With a heartbeat
We cannot lose
What really belongs to us
Even when we throw it away
The gathering winds
Blow through my heart
Reverberating in the echo chamber
Of regret.
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Alien Lore No. 97—Air Force Colonel Sees A UFO In Arkansas
photo by Col. Brian Fields - click to enlarge. The yellow lights in a
triangle were seen on Jan. 9 near Van Buren, Ark. The red lights
are from a local radio tower
WorldNetDaily.com has reported a retired Air Force Colonel, Brian Fields, spotted a UFO in Arkansas last week. This UFO sighting follows closely on the heels of the very recent Chicago sightings.
"I believe these lights were not of this world, and I feel a duty and responsibility to come forward," Col. Brian Fields told World Net Daily. "I have no idea what they were."
Just before 7 p.m., on January 9th, he saw two bright lights as he looked to the southeast close to the horizon.
"At first I thought they were landing lights from an aircraft," he said. "As I continued to observe them they began to slowly disappear, then suddenly one reappeared, followed by two, then three. On at least one occasion four or five appeared. Each time they would slowly fade and eventually disappear. This occurred several times and when they would reappear they might do so in differing numbers and in different positions, sometimes in a triangular shape, sometimes stacked on top of each other, sometimes line abreast, etc. When the objects appeared they might stay illuminated 10 or more minutes."
Fields' wife thought the lights may have been ground-based, but Fields says he's certain they were airborne. The retired colonel spent close to 32 years in the military, flying F-16s as a member of the 188th Fighter Wing of the Arkansas Air National Guard.
"I'm certain it wasn't an aircraft [from Earth]," said Fields. " Click here to read the entire story on WorldNetDaily.com.
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Thursday, January 18, 2007
Poem: Changes 28/ Ta Kuo—Preponderance of the Great
1
The ridgepole sags to the breaking point
The wood is stout
At the center of gravity
But the pressure
Is at the margins
You cannot change the pine
Because it is what it is
So you must change
The triggering condition
But you
Are not
God
2
The lake rises
Over the treetops
Caution 'though it seems exaggerated
Is no mistake
The enterprise cannot succeed
Without caution
In laying the foundation
And bracing
The ridgepole
3
You must go through the water
Even when it goes over your head
Even when you surrender life
So goodness
And the right prevail
There are things more important
Than life
Or so they say
But I can't think of what they might be.
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Is this cool or what? 4D scanning...
Triplets: in utero
A new, highly developed form of ultrasound is allowing us to see things we've never seen before. The fascinating article, with picture gallery is here.
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
The majority of women are now living without a spouse
According to a New York Times analysis of census results, in 2005, 51 percent of women said they were living without a spouse, up from 35 percent in 1950 and 49 percent in 2000.
"In 2005 married couples became a minority of all American households for the first time, the trend could ultimately shape social and workplace policies, including the ways government and employers distribute benefits.
"Several factors are driving the statistical shift. At one end of the age spectrum, women are marrying later or living with unmarried partners more often and for longer periods. At the other end, women are living longer as widows and, after a divorce, are more likely than men to delay remarriage, sometimes delighting in their newfound freedom. "
As Aimee Mann wrote:
"You fucked it up
You should've quit
Till circumstances
Had changed a bit
You fucked it up
You jumped the gun
I swore you off but
You climbed back on
And when you said
Of course you know
Could I be blamed
If I'd wished it so
I don't think so."
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Monday, January 15, 2007
The C.I.A. and the creation of Osama bin Laden
Is this statement from a bin Laden fatwa, or from the Taliban? Not so much. This encomium of the terrorist bin Laden and his Taliban stooges was uttered by President Ronald Reagan on March 8, 1985. The “evil empire” was, of course, the Soviet Union, and other Third World groups fighting US-sanctioned colonialism, apartheid and dictatorship. . .in the third world.“Throughout the world ... its agents, client states and satellites are on the defensive — on the moral defensive, the intellectual defensive, and the political and economic defensive. Freedom movements arise and assert themselves. They're doing so on almost every continent populated by man — in the hills of Afghanistan, in Angola, in Kampuchea, in Central America ... [They are] freedom fighters.”
We created the monster and we engendered the toxic fundamentalist theology that lead to the war in Iraq, the savage deaths of thousand of Americans, and has us waiting for the other shoe to drop. As horrorific as 9/11 was, it was just a ride on the tilt-a-whirl compared to what might happen next.
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Sunday, January 14, 2007
President Bush's secret plan to go down in the history books revealed
A highly placed Administration aide told Ronson that the President told a group of advisors that if he couldn't be remembered as one of the great Presidents, at least he might be remembered as the worst. "OK, so things haven't exactly gone according to plan," he told the meeting of political aides, "well then we might as well be remembered as the worst." Two other White House personnel independently confirmed the tenor of that meeting.
"We'll give Grant, Harding, and Nixon a run for their money," President Bush said. "By the time I'm through, people will barely even remember those c***suckers!"
According to the leaker, White House staffers all agree the plan seems to be quite successful.
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Saturday, January 13, 2007
Dave Stodden Takes Polygraph Test In The Murders Of His Wife And Daughter
Dave Stodden
According to The Seattle Times today:
"David Stodden has come to accept that Snohomish County sheriff's investigators might suspect he had a role in the slayings of his wife and an adult daughter while the women were hiking last summer near Mount Pilchuck.
Mary Cooper front, Susanna Stodden back
"Stodden, 58, knows that spouses are often the first suspect in homicide cases, which he says is why he said he never pushed detectives for more details about their investigation into the July 11 slayings. When he was asked in November to take a polygraph test, Stodden said, he was angry but eventually agreed.
"But now, after undergoing questioning by a polygraph examiner on Wednesday — the results coming back inconclusive — Stodden says his patience with the investigation's focus on him is wearing thin.
"Nonetheless, Snohomish County Sheriff Rick Bart wants Stodden, of Seattle, to take the test again in hopes of obtaining a conclusive finding. But Stodden says he doesn't want to.
"I've done everything they've asked me to do, and I want the focus to be on the investigation and not me," Stodden said Friday. "I want them to solve the case. I think if I told them 'I'm not going to do this,' it could become their focus."
Earlier update: Detectives keep pursuing leads in hikers' deaths
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Friday, January 12, 2007
The Tears Of A President
click the weeping president to enlarge
What would cause The President to weep? Click here to find out.
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Thursday, January 11, 2007
Texas teacher charged with felony for zooming in on wrestler's nether regions
A Grand Prairie, Texas high school teacher has been charged under a Texas' peeping-tom law with videotaping girls' wrestling matches for sexual gratification. Sergeant John Brimmer claimed David Ware, 28, took numerous close-up shots of the wrestler's crotches.
"Improper visual recording" is punishable by two years in prison and a $10,000 fine. The 2001 law is supposed to protect people from small cameras shooting in bathrooms or up women's skirts. Filming a person without consent for sexual arousal is a felony under the law.
Ware shot two hours of videotape, drawing the suspicion of a coach. Sergeant Brimmer claims the close-ups are "a purposeful act of zooming in." Ware's school was not entered in the tournament; his lawyer says Ware was just interested in girls 'rasslin.
It seems unlikely this law is constitutional. How DO you determine intention in a case like this? To prove sexual gratification would require the police to catch the culprit in flagrante, performing the gratification. And, in fact, schoolteacher Ware was not focused on the genitals at all, but the clothing covering those genitals—a maddening 1/4" beneath those tights.
Ware's attorney, Scott Palmer, asked "If you go to a Cowboys game and take a close-up shot of their cleavage, are you committing the same offense because you think that has sex appeal?" Would all the paparazzi in the world be guilty?
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The Arctic Blast Continues
I know how laughable it is to many of you to hear what kind of chaos an inch or two of snow can cause in the northwest. We just don't have much experience. There is a narrow band of temperature here—the overall average is 52°F, the August average is 66°F, and the coldest month (January) averages 41°F. In our last cold snap, everyone's power was off; at least we have juice this time!
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Poem: Snow Day In Kirkland, Wash.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
One More Reason Why I Am Scared Sh**less To Fly: Video Of Fixing A Jet's Wing With Duct Tape
If this video doesn't play—and, for some reason, they don't
always want to play—just go here on YouTube to see the clip.
Or go to Turbanhead's blog to the clip.
This is one of the reasons I need to be well-medicated to even approach an airport. I have flown more in the last few months than I have in all my life, and I have even made some of the flights without Xanax or any other sundry pharmaceuticals I beg from my Doctor and various people I know. A second reason I am terrified of flying is that about half of my high school classmates ended up as shoprats at Boeing. Knowing who actually builds these 'planes might give you pause as well, dear readers. . .
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Alien Lore No. 96 - Alien Sex: Antonio Villas Boas' Mad Night Of Alien Debauchery
The grey temptress as described
by Boas
The ploughboy was working a field on his family farm when the engine of his tractor died and purple lights came down from the sky.
Greys in spacesuits emerged from a flying saucer and took him into their craft, and ran him throhgh a battery of what seemed to be medical tests. They took his clothes off (a recurring theme in most of these stories), spread a strange liquid over him and took a blood sample. And then, a beautiful, fair-haired, naked woman appeared.
Without speaking or kissing, they made love. She growled like a dog. Perhaps due to the alien liquid (a sort of interstellar Viagra?), Antonio was soon ready for seconds. "Before leaving she turned to me, pointed to her belly, and smilingly pointed to the sky."
Post-coitus, the aliens gave Antonio a guided tour of the spaceship. It was about 5:30 in the morning when Boas returned to his tractor, by his reckoning four and a quarter hours from the time he had been picked up. Antonio become a successful lawyer and still stands by his story 50 years later.
To read a detailed account of Antonio's wild night of Grey love, go to one of my favorite paranormal/conspiracy sites, the Illuminati Conspiracy Archive. There is a link to the main site on my links sidebar. You might also want to check out one of these books that also cover the story:
Architects of the Underworld: Unriddling Atlantis, Anomalies of Mars, and the Mystery of the Sphinx, by Bruce Rux; pp. 109-116
Passport to Magonia: On UFOs, Folklore, and Parallel Worlds, by Jacques Vallee; pp. 113-115
Beyond Earth: Man's Contact with UFOs, by Ralph Blum with Judy Blum; pp. 182-184
If you read Spanish, check out this web site: LA ABDUCCION DE ANTONIO VILLAS BOAS.
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Alien Lore No. 95 - Are The Greys Out There Watching The Sopranos?
Our current efforts to smoke out extraterrestrial life are almost always focused on searching for messages beamed across space, which would miss a civilization that is not actively seeking contact, as some of our earth folk do.
David Aguilar, Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics director of communications, said: "We may pick up spurious signals from people that never meant for us to hear them and get an inkling that something's going on."
A telescope under construction in Australian will avoid most terrestrial radio interference. The project will detect signals within roughly 30 light years of earth (about 1,000 stars).
This project will be rolled out right here in Seattle, at a conference of the American Astronomical Society this Wednesday.
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Monday, January 08, 2007
The Pat Robertson Coloring Book
Some other recent Pat Robertson mentions on All This Is That:
God Warning of big storms
Islam is Satanic
Jesusland in Jeopardy?
Assassinate President Chavez?
Pat Robertson keeps his foot out of his mouth for two weeks!
More wisd0m from Pat
I didn't say that? Did I?
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Sunday, January 07, 2007
President Bush sets new goals for Iraq
click photograph of The President to enlarge
According to The New York Times on Sunday, President George W. Bush President will establish "a series of goals that the Iraqi government will be expected to meet to try to ease sectarian tensions and stabilize the country politically and economically, senior administration officials said Sunday. "
Wait, didn't we do that two years ago? The difference is this time we really really really mean it.
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Saturday, January 06, 2007
Poem: Changes 27/Taking Care
Pay heed to nourishment
And with what a person seeks
To fill their own mouth—
2
To know what anyone is like
Observe how they bestow love and mercy
And what part of their nature
They nurture
A person of goodness takes care
In order to take care of others
3
At the foot of the mountain
Thunder—
An image of nourishment
Thunder and lightning
Feed into the earth
And charge it like Frankenstein's monster
4
You let the magic turtle go
And train your sharp eyes
Like a tiger with a craving
5
Awareness of danger
Brings good fortune
As you cross the great water.
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Lyrics to The Band's (And Marvin Gaye's) Don't Do It
The Band came to this tune late in their career. And when they did, they owned this song (with all deference to the late, great Marvin Gaye, who covered the song in the first place). It was the opener at the fantastic Rock Of Ages New Year's show, and brought down the house. The Band often played this song as their encore, as they did in The Last Waltz, where the song plays at the beginning of the movie, over the credits.
Levon and Rick sang the song, sometimes in dual leads, and sometimes with Danko coming in mostly on the chorus. It's a very piano-ish song, with a great rumbling bridge by Richard Manuel on piano over Helm's lead vocal. There is a spirited live version on the compilation The Genuine Bootleg Series - Crossing The Great Divide 1961-1991 in addition to the Last Waltz and Rock of Ages versions. It opens The Last Waltz movie, but they did not put the song on the soundrack--at least on the more common 2 CD set. It did appear on the 4 Disc Last Waltz box set. The Last Waltz version, alas, only includes one verse. They were eager to get off stage. As that song died down, things would never be the same again.
Don't Do It
By Brian Holland/Lamont Dozier/Edward Holland, Jr.
Baby don't you do it, don't do it
Don't you break my heart
Pleeeeease don't do it, don't you break my heart
A sacrifice would make you happy if nothing for myself
Now you wanna leave me for the love of someone else
My pride is all gone whether I'm right or wrong
I need you baby to keep on keepin' on
You know I'm trying to my best
Oh i'm trying to do my best
Don't do it, don't you break my heart
Pleeeeease don't do it, don't you break my heart
My biggest mistake was loving you too much and letting you know
Now you got me where you want me and you won't let me go
If my heart was made of glass well then you'd surely see
How much heartache and misery, girl, you've been causing me
While I've been trying to do my best
Well I've tried to do my best
Don't do it, don't you break my heart
Pleeeeease don't do it, don't you break my heart
Go down to the river and there I be
I'm gonna jump in girl, but you don't care bout me
Open up your eyes
Can't ya see I love ya?
Open up you heart, girl
Can't ya see I need ya?
Oh baby don't do it, do it, do it
Don't you break my heart
Pleeeeease don't do it don't you break my heart
My biggest mistake was loving you too much and letting you know
Now you got me where you want me and you won't let me go
If my heart was made of glass well then you'd surely see
How much heartache and misery, girl, you've been causing me
While I've been trying to do my best
You know I've tried to do my best
Don't do it, don't you break my heart
Pleeeeease don't do it, don't you break my heart
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