Tuesday, August 23, 2011

"He did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart"

By Mona Goldwater
Societal Mores Editor

Travis Keen, 28, busted on August 9th on an obscenity charge - mug shot from Ouachita Parish, Louisiana Police
Travis Keen, a 28 year-old in Louisiana was arrested earlier this month for driving around a Wal-Mart parking lot with his penis exposed and leering at women entering and exiting the big box store. When stopped by police and questioned Keen, according to the police report, "stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused."


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1 comment:

The Sojourner said...

Where's he been all my life?