Showing posts with label furries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label furries. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

President Bush discusses long term affair with plushie "Heather"

President Bush discusses long term affair with the plushie "Heather"

By Pablo Fanque, All This Is That national affairs editor

In a stunning admission to reporters
Saturday following the White House Easter Egg Roll, President Bush discussed a long-term relationship with a plushie Bunny named Heather [1]. The President acknowledged that while he was a devout Christian, he considers his relationship with Heather to be something that "transcends the teachings of Jesus, and even the temporal plane in which my deep relationship with Laura flourishes. " The President went on to detail why he believes his relations with Heather do not breach his matrimonial bonds with Laura Bush.

Skeptical reporters asked for scriptural proofs, and inquired as to whether the First Lady knew of the relationship. One reporter, who was immediately escorted from the briefing room asked is this is "a three-way relationship?"

[1] What is a Plushophile, or Plushie, or Furry? A plushophile is someone who loves plushies. This can be for any reason and ranges anywhere from those who love to collect them to those who like to cuddle, sleep with or who become sexually involved with their plushies. Many, probably most, plushophiles are also furries. It is never safe to assume that particular plushophiles are sexually active with plushies, nor that they are inactive with people because of their plushophilia.
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Sunday, December 02, 2007

The Geek Hierarchy (or, at least one version...I could come up with a dozen other geek scenarios)


click the hierarchy to enlarge

The Geek hierarchy, from Brunching Shuttlecocks, a no longer active web site that remains more or less intact. The funny thing about this geek hierarchy is that it's not too far from reality. . .I work with people who more or less fit into every box on this "org chart," and most of them would admit it...at least about the people in the other categories. Yeah, there are replica sword collectors, renaissance faire folks, comic book fanatics, role players, Wizards gamers, Trekkies, and you name it.
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