Wednesday, July 16, 2014

A pretty amazing selfie with Warren Buffet and Sir Paul McCartney

By Jack Brummet, Flyover States Ed.

Tom White, stumbled upon Paul McCartney and Warren Buffett sitting on a bench outside an ice cream shop in Omaha, Nebraska.  Only in Omaha: no one even noticed them. He took a selfie with them in the background and captioned it “Chillin with my homies.”

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Drawing: Faces No. 846 - The Head Librarian

By Jack Brummet

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Monday, July 14, 2014

Hot Sex On Chipotle's Rooftop

By Mona Goldwater, Public Decency Ed


A Newark, Delaware couple has been charged with lewdness and indecent exposure for having sex on a Chipotle Mexican Grill rooftop.

Police  received multiple reports Saturday night of a couple making the beast with two backs above the Chipotle on East Main Street.

A cop asked 38-year-old Michael Suh and 27-year-old Nicole Germack to stop.  They continued for 20 seconds and then ran into into Suh's apartment where they were arrested.
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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Drawing: Faces No. 841

By Jack Brummet


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Poem: Probability

By Jack Brummet


Simple probability
And statistics

Tell us ineluctably
That the more times

You stick your head
In the lion's mouth,

The more likely it is
That one day he will close it.
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Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Well, slap my ass and call me Sally. The City Attorney of Seattle was one of the first people in line to buy leaf today.

By Jack Brummet, Seattle Metro Ed.


It is fascinating that the city attorney, Pete Holmes, of Seattle was in line to buy reefer at the Cannabis City opening today.

“I bought 2-2 gram bags of OG Pearl which was recommended,” said Holmes. “I’m keeping one bag for posterity and one for personal enjoyment at some point when it’s appropriate.”

Man, things have changed.  I didn't expect I'd ever live to see this.  Despite all the chaos, I hope it all works out.

You can find more detail and more from Pete Holmes here.
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Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Poem: Odds

By Jack Brummet





Simple probability
And statistics

Tell us ineluctably
That the more times

You stick your head
In the lion's mouth,

The more likely it is
That one day he will close it.

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