Saturday, November 04, 2006

President Bush Silent On Recent Ted Haggard Revelations


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The President--as of Friday, at least--has not yet leapt to the defense of his old buddy, the Reverend Ted Haggard. The White House remains most circumspect on the matter.

A reporter from All This Is That called and emailed the White House numerous times on Friday, inquiring whether the Pastor and The President had also enjoyed homosexual relations. None of the messages were returned as of press time.

An Associated Press photographer present at the photo opportunity pictured above said that as they shot this photograph, The President's right hand rested on Reverend Haggard's buttocks.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

His hand was not resting on Haggard's ass, it was firmly lodged in the crackage.


Al Arntsen

Keekee Brummet said...

You know, Al, it sounds like you have even better sources than All This Is That.

Al, if you can source this for us, I will buy you a brand new car!