In a bizarre incident in Des Moines, Iowa yesterday, President George Bush began channeling Adolph Hitler during an afternoon speech on Medicare. Five minutes into the speech, The President faltered, appearing momentarily confused while reading from the TelePrompTer[tm] and slipped into a German accent, haranguing the crowd with angry invective. After approximately thirty seconds, The President resumed his prepared remarks, and concluded his speech three minutes later.
Stunned aides rushed The President from the stage into waiting cars. Two speeches scheduled for later in the day were cancelled.
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