A mid-level West Wing staffer told All This Is That yesterday that an extensive collection of "snuff films" has been discovered in Vice-President Dick Cheney's home office in the former Naval Observatory. "Holy s***t," our source said, "if it gets out I told you this. . .well, who knows?"
"Despite all this Valerie Plame nonsense, " our source said, "Cheney is in thick with the spooks. Like this [gestures]. I'm not sure I won't just disappear if you print this. But what am I going to do? The guy could be President tomorrow. I always knew he gave me the creeps. That's probably no secret to anyone who ever met the guy. But this. . .this. . .this is too much."
The source told us that a cache of snuff films and videos was discovered recently by staffers "auditing" the Vice President's papers and emails for possible evidence in the Scooter Libby investigation.
"One of the guys who saw the snuff film stash said it was extensive," he told us. "In fact, " he said, "it might even be definitive."
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3 comments:
Definitive.
You are truly a monkey with a machine. I'm sure you will remove this post, but everyone knows you wackos really just want to fellate Dick Cheney, and because you can't, you attack. Classic sour grapes. "I can't have him, so he must have an extensive snuff collection." Does he keep it in the Men in Black car, oh ye of little sense?
Hey now, Anon.! No, I'm not going to remove your post. Yeah, we wackos all want to fellate the Veep.
So, are you a gun-nut, a crypto-fascist, Republican diehard, or all three?
BTW, we allow anonymous comments on this blog because we know we wouldn't hear from you rignty wankers without the cloak of invisibility
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