Click this notice from the office of the clerk of the house of representatives to enlarge
This has to kill the G.O.P.: one of their safe districts, pffffffffffffffffffttt!! Another congressional seat falls into the hands of the Godless Democrats! Congressman Mark Foley's "innocent conversations," were anything but, and he has been revealed as just another Republican bicycle seat sniffer. Foley resigned today, to the simultaneous relief and despair of the G.O.P.. The Democratic candidate will very likely win over whatever last minute hack the G.O.P. insinuates into the race. Of course this has taken some of the wind out a stunned G.O.P., locked in a battle to save the house and Senate from slipping into the Dem colum this November.
Contrary to his claims of innocence, transcripts of Foley's I.M. converations with the youth have begun appearing. This is one of the more innocent ones (!):
Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
Teen: A little.
Maf54: Cool.
Maf54: What ya wearing?
Teen: tshirt and shorts
Maf54: Love to slip them off of you
---o0o---
3 comments:
As a long-time reader of your webblog I feel like you're being unusually cruel to representative Foley. These remarks were taken out of the greater context which was mostly harmless, and the more risque bits were coaxed-out of Foley by a slutty page (probably a liberal operative). Maybe you should stick to the poems and Martians and leave the politics to CNN.
Love the paintings too!
As it turns out, you're right. Former Representative Foley checked into rehab today--big surprise--and I think we can now say John Barleycorn made him do it...
Dear Anonymous:
Something in your writing makes me think I've heard this voice before!
Love & Mercy,
Jack
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