bin Laden's offer of a truce smells worse than his camel's a**

After another year of hiding in caves (and never croaking as many believed, or hoped), Osama bin Laden crawled out his rathole and warned in a tape released today that Al Qaeda was cooking up other attacks on America. He offered a "long truce" on undefined terms.

In the tape, bin Laden addressed the American people directly, saying of his supporters, "Our situation is getting better while yours is getting worse."

You imbecilic piece of dogs***, bin Laden. Why wouldn't we have a truce with someone as honorable as you? Don't confuse our disgust with the Iraq war with thinking we're a bunch of malleable sob sisters. I may be wrong about this, but I think the majority of us who don't believe in the war would welcome the opportunity to blow your brains out at point blank range and then calmly walk across the street for a brewski.
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