If I were the President of this land. . .I'd stick my head in the oven

I'd stick my head in the oven and crank open the jets if I was in POTUS's boots today. There have been a few other similar periods, but the torrent of bad news in the last two weeks has to have the President openly weeping in the West Wing. I mean, if you studied statistics in college you probably know that no matter how bad things are, statisically, some things will break your way. . .once in a while. Au contraire, mon frere. The President has faced a relentless monsoon of bad news over the last few weeks. And not one thing has broken his way of late. Here is a quick sample of just what has gone wrong in the last few days:

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Republicans abandoning Bush
Bush And Cheney's Cursing Cited In FCC Enforcement Case...
NEWSWEEK Poll: Bush hits All-Time Low; 28%...

Bush invokes executive privilege...
CLASSIFIED REPORT: AL QAEDA AT PRE-9/11 STRENGTH

Iraq surge a failure, top Democrats tell Bush

Cheney to have heart defibrillator replaced...
White House, Cheney's Office, Subpoenaed
Chertoff bases warning of terror risk on 'gut feeling'
CALLS FOR IMPEACHMENT OF CHENEY AT GEPHARDT EVENT
Bush Orders Miers Not to Testify
Much of US favors Bush impeachment: poll

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