Tuesday, July 03, 2007

An open letter to Grist on the propriety and greenness of urination

Dear Grist:

It may not be "cool," but what do you think about urinating in the great outdoors? Say it's 12:30 AM and nature calls. Rather than go to the bathroom, you slip outside in your backyard and relieve yourself there? Discretely, of course, and perhaps shifting the target area nightly to prevent nitrogen burn?

Certainly you've saved at the least 1 gallon of water. Or is there some kind of enviro blowback from depositing urine with its various chemicals, untreated, onto the earth, where it will inevitably end up, in my case, in Puget Sound? Over the course of a year, you may well save, say, 500 gallons of water. Or is that 500 gallons nothing compared to the impact on the earth of performing this act?

Anxiously awaiting your word, I am

Holding It In Ballard,

Jack Brummet
Seattle, Wash.

1 comment:

  1. Hey Jack,

    Based on what my back yard looks like after repeated exposure to my dog, I'm gonna go with this being a harmful thing.

    Her 'locations' vary widely but still the yard withers and dies under her constant attack. And all she drinks is water...

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