Thursday, May 15, 2008

Obama's new (and secret) plan to end the war in Iraq: The SuperSurge [tm]



By Pablo Fanque,
All This Is That National Affairs Editor

Washington, D.C. May 15, 2008 - A disgruntled former Obama staffer (e.g., fired staff member) recently disclosed to All This Is That Senator Barack Obama's secret plan to end the war. The plan? To increase troop levels in Iraq to 1.5 million troops, followed by a staged, and complete, withdrawal 60 days later. Some staffers believe that this will require reinstatement of The Draft. The SuperSurge [tm] plan was also confirmed by a former Obama fundraiser.



While Senator Obama frequently says he intends to immediately end the war in Iraq, he has not disclosed his exact plan of sending one million additional troops to Iraq. The blitzkrieg clean-up operation would be immediately followed by a staged withdrawal of 100,000 troops per month, ending the war during his first year in office. While the Obama camp is fully behind the Obama Surge, they are understandably reluctant to roll out details of the plan to a base that was strongly energized by his anti-war messaging.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/15/2008

    Sounds like BS to me. More dirty tricks unit stuff. Sounds like right wing crap

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  2. Anonymous5/15/2008

    So he's gonna deploy his donor base?

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  3. Anonymous5/15/2008

    Anonymous - What did you expect from a right wing blog like All This Is That? That we would beatify the Senator from Illinois?

    As for Kev - his donor base would just about cover it. I would prefer we empty the prison and jails and send 'em over to augment our troops. We'd only have to let half the people out to cover the SuperSurge[tm].

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  4. Anonymous5/15/2008

    Let up on Obama, asshole. You think you're being cute, but you're messing with him and it can't help. We need to be together on this.

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