Megan Fox's vagina

By Pablo Fanque,
All This Is That National Affairs Editor


Megan Fox hints at the location of her pride and joy

I don't know much, really, about Megan Fox (I've never seen her in a movie, or even on TV), or her vagina. I do know she is extremely popular with young men, and has made a lot of provocative statements about her sexuality (not really provocative...she just stated that she is a switch-hitter). She is often listed on "men's magazines'" hottest lists, and while she is not yet on the A list of babes with Britney, Angelina, et al, she seems to be making a run for it.

I do know that over the last few weeks, I've seen various articles, blog posts, and stories in which Megan Fox discusses the power of her vagina, and vaginas in general. In the last issue of Rolling Stone, she goes on at some length about the power of the vagina.

“Men are scared of vaginas,” [Ed's note: apparently not just the dentata variety] she said. She told Rolling Stone that a woman is most powerful when she's “completely in charge of her sexuality."

As for her own nappy dugout? Fox says she possesses a "powerful, confident vagina.”

There does seem to be something of a double standard at work here. You can only guess what kind of storm would hail down if a young male actor began touting the power of his penis.
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