Friday, December 25, 2009

A christmas sort-of-shaggy-dog story

A Shaggy Dog Story from the Atlanta Daily

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 874-7421 and ask for Petra.

Over 10,000 men called the Atlanta Humane Society about this 6-week old Labrador puppy.
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1 comment:

  1. Bill in Atlanta1/01/2010

    I didn't get a hot date when I called, but I did adopt a wonderful dog (the lab was taken).

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