Octomom fronts her first porn video ('I'm Excited For It To Come Out')

[thanks for this news flash to our frequent tipster, D.E.  We'd use his real name, but, alas, he is the CEO of a major technology consulting firm, and having his name linked forevermore with The Octomom's sex movie may be not an optimal business move.  DE -- if you want full attribution on ATIT, drop us a line!]

Like many other micro-celebrities, Nadya Suleman recently decided to explore the fertile glens of skin mags and adult films.  According to various reports, The Octomom was scared s***less when she arrived on the set of her first (of many?) film shoot last week.  After some mentoring from a seasoned professional porn actress, she performed, they say,  like a pro.

"My first shoot was amazing," Nadya said.  "Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don't think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!"

The video, directed by Brad Armstrong,  is scheduled to release in mid-June on an online porn site.  At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she's seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with SpaghettiOs.  “For the pictures, we had her topless with a thick sparkly red choker with a big red heart in front and red and white polka dot panties ... like 1950s style," an insider tells me. "SpaghettiOs were all over her body and she's even throwing the SpaghettiOs toward the camera. The label on the can was changed from SpaghettiOs to say 'Saucy Octos.'"

Octomom plans to buy her large family a new home with the proceeds from her randy new film career.

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