All This Is That: Selected Office Types

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Selected Office Types

By Jack Brummet and Mona Goldwater

Every office has a cast of various types. These are a select list of office types that popped into our heads late last night. . .

The Tyrant

The Saboteur

The Control Freak

The Wallflower

The Space Cadet

The Bully

The Peddler

The Button Pusher

The Coaster

The Lifer

The Petty Bureaucrat

The Undercover Agent

The Success-phobe

The Empire Builder

The Putdown Artist

The office drunk

The secretary with a heart of gold.

The quiet guy nobody really knows

The girl who takes off her glasses and is beautiful

The dying salesman who shows us the beauty of life

The passionate but alcoholic technologist

The wistful and regretful guy in the stockroom

The bitter tech support engineer

The kooky but benign genius

The mean old guy who really just needs a friend

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