The Paul Ryan/Speaker of the House Beard Controversy

By Jack Brummet, GOP-Tea Party Ed.

Some of the GOP-Tea Party are not happy with the Speaker's beard. The last bearded Speaker was in 1911. 



The old guard are either shaking their heads mournfully, or filling their Depends™, thinking fruitcake, hipster, queer, pinko, commie, beatnik, or n****** in the woodpile.

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