Friday, February 04, 2005

Poem: The Book Of Revelations Is "Taps" For Turtle Island

Seven seals seven vials
seven lamps of fire
seven swift sickles
for seven angels

the last trumpet
blows reveille and taps
wake up wake up
it's time to go to sleep

over the hills
and far away
The Piper
is piping us home.
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jack brummet

Favorite Websites No. 7


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Found photos is an interesting repository for found photographs. Many are hilarious, many are very strange, there are some interesting ones, and a few tasteless ones. Whatever the case, it's always amusing. Click on the title of this post for a link there. /jack
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Thursday, February 03, 2005

"American Idol" Trounces "The State Of The Union"


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The U.S broadcast TV audience would rather watch contestants sing, mostly badly, than tune in to The President for an hour (followed by the Democrats annual whine fest). Idol, on one channel in one hour, whipped POTUS and The Dems despite POTUS's speech appearing on all three networks over two hours.
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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Turn A Mouse Into Soup In 30 Seconds!


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I was unable to determine how much these units cost. I don't think it would be cost-effective for whipping up your Hollandaise Sauce. /jack

Poem: Explosions

Every last cell
in the body

is replaced over
seven years time

I'm not the Jack
I was in 1998

poems and explosions
go off in my skull

as each cell fades
my brain rewires itself

and the new circuits
begin to sing

in a synapse chorus line
and I don't know


if I will wake up
in the morning

as Adolph Hitler
or Bishop Tutu

or something
in between.
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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Iraqi Terrorists Becoming Facile With Photoshop


John Adam -click photo to enlarge
click title for a link to the CNN story

The U.S. military said Tuesday that no American soldiers have been reported missing in Iraq following an internet statement that an American soldier had been taken hostage. In Baghdad, the U.S. military's press office in Baghdad said "no units have reported anyone missing."

The posting, on a militant-sympathetic Web site included a photo of what they said was an American soldier in desert fatigues sitting on the floor with his hands tied behind his back. The figure with the gun to his head was in fact a "G.I. Joe"-style doll, made by Dragon Models USA.

The militants claimed to be holding other American soldiers (or possibly, a case of G.I. Joes). "Our mujahedeen heroes of Iraq's Jihadi Battalion were able to capture American military man John Adam after killing a number of his comrades and capturing the rest," said the statement, signed by the "Mujahedeen Brigades."
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Do Not Pull The Trigger. . .



click image to enlarge - from an air rifle instruction booklet printed in China

Monday, January 31, 2005

Freedom of Huh?? Wazzat?

A recent study shows that many US high school students don't understand the meaning of free speech, and are in many cases, completely in the dark about the First Amendment. From an Asociated Press story today:

"When told of the exact text of the First Amendment, more than one in three high school students said it goes 'too far' in the rights it guarantees."

"Half of the students said newspapers should be allowed to publish freely without government approval of stories."

"Three in four students said flag burning is illegal. It's not."

"About half the students said the government can restrict any indecent material on the Internet. It can't."


Click on the title to link to the AP story on CNN. /jack
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The Cover Up?


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One of the focal points of the UFO and Alien Coverup story/myth are three documents related to a secret group known as Majestic-12. A few years back, the television program Dark Skies, focused on the Majestic story.

The Operation Majestic-12 documents were first revealed in 1987, when a roll of film was handed to a documentary filmmaker. Since then, many people have tried to validate the authenticity of these three primary documents. The Majestic documents outline the establishment of a TOP SECRET group to handle the 1947 Roswell recovery and procedures for evaluating crashed alien spacecraft. The U.S. government has always denied the existence of Majestic.

Dr Stanton T. Friedman, author of Top Secret Majic, has said: "investigation of the many arguments raised by skeptics has, to date, provided no indication that the documents are fraudulent and a host of small details which tend towards legitimacy for MJ-12."

Majestic 12 was in charge of protecting what the government knew about extraterrestrials and flying saucers. If you believe what these documents say, "what the government knew" is a lot. There are sites all over the internet dedicated to Majestic. These sites range from skeptical to telling you that we have already been invaded and that the guy sitting next to you is likely part of an Alien Hive.
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Sunday, January 30, 2005

Mel, Part 1

Almost six years ago, Jerry Melin, died in Marin County, California (where he lived near The Grateful Dead, a band we both loved). He even met a few of them during his years in Ross. Mel's death was a jackhammer blow; a blow I still try to understand and absorb. There is not a day when I don't think of him often, all these years later. Even now--last night, in fact--there are things I want to tell him; things so strange, or amazing, or bent, or obscure and ethereal, that only he could plug in to them.

Mel died instantly of a heart attack in the middle of a tennis match. His wife, Dorothea, asked if I could speak a eulogy at his funeral. I wasn't sure I could, if I could even write it. I wasn't thinking right. Somehow, 'though, I felt Mel peer over my shoulder and was able to get something on paper.
I was even able to deliver the eulogy in a packed church without completely breaking down. It wasn't looking at his widow or his three young daughters, or all our friends, or the people of Ross that got me through it. I asked myself "what would Jerry do?" How had Jerry managed the deaths of our friends Phil, Peter, Jannah, Colin, or his father? It was not by boohooing...that was not his way. The Way was to realize it's over and go from there, and celebrate. "You celebrate them by digging that we're here, " he would say, "there's plenty of time to be pushing daisies. You celebrate them by celebrating this. Dig this and dig it now because tomorrow never knows, as that hippy Beatle sang."

I am working on other pieces about Mel, that I will publish here. With this eulogy, we begin at the end of the story. With this, the worst part over, we can move onto the good stuff.

Eulogy for Jerry Philip Melin

[This first paragraph about the church I ad-libbed at the funeral and wrote down when I got on the plane that night].

I look around this church, and I see--what?-- Three Hundred People? I know Jerry would have been amazed; he would be amused. This is half the town of Ross, California. Jerry never dreamed he could sell out a Catholic Church. It's S.R.O.--Standing Room Only--here. It should be. No, Jerry could not have dreamt this. I wonder if it's some kind of dream myself. But I know it isn't, because we are here, together. And I wish we weren't.

My earliest Jerry memory might be the Letterman's Jacket Incident. Jerry lettered in gymnastics, and had later made "improvements" to his Kent Meridian High School letterman's jacket. In addition to a carefully rendered, bright white rendition of Mister Zig-Zag on the back, he reversed the letters on his jacket to read MK. The football coach stopped him one day and asked (I'll try my dumb coach voice): "Hey­­ what's this MK jazz stand for?"

When Jerry answered "Mein Kampf," the coach, of course, went absolutely bananas. Jerry had to surrender the Jacket eventually because it violated several rules, but for Jer this was a personal triumph, beating anything he'd done on the parallel bars or the rings, and leaving his vaulting wins far in the dust. He'd riled The Man.

Over the years, I called him at various times--of the names I can actually say in church--Jed, Jer, Mel, Bart (referring to the Hobart Dump), Jeddy and even sometimes, Jerry. These last few years we settled into Mel, and he called me either Doc, or Jack.

He was a skilled artist, creating bawdy cartoons of people locked in improbable combinations and situations, and incredible William Blake-inspired drawings of sinners and angels. He was a skilled stockmarket analyst and a securities trading wiz (not bad for a guy with a degree in English literature). He wrote chilling fiction and fantasy, often in stream of consciousness bursts, folded into those twenty page letters from Mexico, Alaska, Greece, Bellingham, Manhattan or Seattle. He was an introspective philosopher who could keep you up all night discussing The Big Ideas, and Art and Women and Godhead. Jerry was also a prankster unparalleled. I could go on about that alone forever. Jerry was an adoring husband, a doting father, and a friend whose intensity swallowed you up. You knew he loved you.

I tried to find my box of letters, stories, drawings, and poems from him before I came to the funeral, and even those many emails. His letters to me, at least, were machine-gun meditations on life--a vortex of free associations on the nature of Art and Destiny and Man's follies. These letters were shot through with his comic vision of humankind that plumbed the lowest and highest of humor.

His warped sense of humor and willingness to talk from the heart sustained us through a lot of happy times, tragic losses, and life itself.

In 1978, Jerry and I took a most ill­-advised trip from my home in New York City to his home in Seattle. You could travel from anywhere to anywhere in the U.S. for $49 on the Greyhound Bus.

One of the things I remember most about that trip is how much we laughed and babbled and talked through the night as we crossed those twelve desolate, frozen states in those nightmare bus seats, usually trapped in the back of the bus, near the toilet. We finally arrived in Seattle, and staggered off the bus after three and a half showerless and cramped days. We went to our respective family's homes.

Jerry called two hours later to see if I wanted to hang out. We had been six inches apart for 85 hours! I was ready for a serious and long Jerry­break, but he wanted to know when I would be arriving at his place to liberate him! There was more to transact! We had unfinished business. He could never have enough. I was always the first one to go, to hang up, log off, or go to bed. He never ever wanted to say goodbye.

There was never a time when we talked that he didn't hound me to come visit him in Kent, Seattle, Bellingham, Manhattan, Long Island, Mexico, San Francisco, or up in Dutch Harbor, Alaska. Wherever he was was where I should be. It was critical that he knew exactly when we would see each other again. It was always "Jack. . .drive that car down here tomorrow. . .it's only 16 hours and you've got five days off." Or "Doc. . .come down here and quit working so damned hard. . .we'll sit in the hot tub and talk about politics and Rembrandt and old kings."

Jerry would never ever hang up without extracting a solid promise we would get together As Soon As Possible.

In retrospect, I wish I had driven down here a week ago, the last time he insisted I come immediately. He was really applying the heat this time. He knew I had a lot of time off, and I thought about it. He really applied the pressure­­. But I don't think Jerry had any sense of what was to come later that week; I don't think he knew he had days to live. He just wanted that visit to glimmer in the distance, as a possibility, as a carrot to keep him going. Mel had to know you'd be there again, in person.

How can we not all love and cherish someone who loved us as relentlessly as that? For everyone who knew and loved him, there will always be a void that only Jerry can fill.

I'll miss those midnight calls about Flemish painters and Yeats and Shakespeare and the mad popes. It was all so very important to him and he always wanted every detail about my life, and the things I read and wrote and painted, and created at work, and about my family, and about my wife he adored. . .all of that was never far from his mind. Half the time, I couldn't pry a word out of Jerry, but he was there, pumping words out of me like an oil derrick.

Mel measured his life by the people he loved. That was his yardstick. I hope we can all come to practice even a little bit of what he taught us about devotion and intensity and reaching out. Jerry's love was relentless.

I know I speak for Jerry when I tell you he wants us to somehow accept this terrible thing and learn to laugh again. Jerry was never much of a mourner; he was a liver. This much commotion about his passing would be too much. He wants you to ponder not his passing but his glorious transit through this bright blue ball.

It's going to be too long
until we hug Jerry
but until then,
I know that once you're through
with the orientation and settling in,
you'll be teaching those angels
new moves and showing them
just how much room there really is
to dance on the head of a pin. ­­­­
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Jack Brummet, 1999

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Government

Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.

- Frank Zappa

Hobo Signs


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This is a drawing of some of my favorite hobo signs. There are many more. Quite a few of these have made an appearance in my art over the years (particularly my favorite "man with gun.")
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