Saturday, March 12, 2005
Friday, March 11, 2005
Thursday, March 10, 2005
My Political Career (a/k/a "The "Observer")
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My political career lasted about ten days. I had just graduated from high school. I worked as a semi-paid crisis counselor on the hotline at The Sixth Chamber (I worked there two years, for $50 a week). Although I was 17 when I filed for the City Council, I would have been 18 well before the election.
The city clerk didn't much cotton to a 17 year old from that hippie crisis clinic running for the council (and becoming one of her bosses). She refused to accept my filing papers. I appealed her decision to the Attorney General. The Washington State A.G. at the time was Republican Slade Gorton, who went on to become a U.S. Senator (before being edged out by Maria Cantwell) and 9/11 commission member. Yes, I was booted by Skeletor before he was Skeletor.
I was unable to mount a court challenge to Slade's decision (lack of $$$). So I became an "Observer." Six months later, I ran for a seat on the school board (running against my father-in-law to be's law partner, who never let me forget I challenged him). I lost.
Other than being a faithful voter, and occasional delegate to state conventions, I've been an observer and serious student of politics ever since.
A friend has seriously considered running for national office, and if he does, I will join up in a heartbeat. He is a Republican. If you don't truly love politics you probably can't concieve how I could work for the "enemy." It's not like they would make a yellow-dog Democrat with intemperate views the campaign manager, after all. Whatever I end up doing on the campaign, I'll be playing hardball. And we will win.
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My political career lasted about ten days. I had just graduated from high school. I worked as a semi-paid crisis counselor on the hotline at The Sixth Chamber (I worked there two years, for $50 a week). Although I was 17 when I filed for the City Council, I would have been 18 well before the election.
The city clerk didn't much cotton to a 17 year old from that hippie crisis clinic running for the council (and becoming one of her bosses). She refused to accept my filing papers. I appealed her decision to the Attorney General. The Washington State A.G. at the time was Republican Slade Gorton, who went on to become a U.S. Senator (before being edged out by Maria Cantwell) and 9/11 commission member. Yes, I was booted by Skeletor before he was Skeletor.
I was unable to mount a court challenge to Slade's decision (lack of $$$). So I became an "Observer." Six months later, I ran for a seat on the school board (running against my father-in-law to be's law partner, who never let me forget I challenged him). I lost.
Other than being a faithful voter, and occasional delegate to state conventions, I've been an observer and serious student of politics ever since.
A friend has seriously considered running for national office, and if he does, I will join up in a heartbeat. He is a Republican. If you don't truly love politics you probably can't concieve how I could work for the "enemy." It's not like they would make a yellow-dog Democrat with intemperate views the campaign manager, after all. Whatever I end up doing on the campaign, I'll be playing hardball. And we will win.
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5ives.com
Merlin Mann has a sweet web site with many lists of five. I like lists. Merlin has some great ones. Click on the title to link to Merlin Mann. A few samples:
Five actors I prefer not to visualize having intercourse
Broderick Crawford
Rondo Hatton
Richard Dawson
Paul Lynde
Curly Joe DeRita
Five people with whom to never start a conversation on MUNI
Needy-looking guy in kilt
Fat man with enormous parrot on his shoulder
Chinese lady quietly trimming her toenails
Stinky guy talking animatedly to fat guy’s parrot
Smirky guy taking numerous phonecam pictures of stinky guy, fat guy, and parrot
Five congressional terms that sound kind of dirty
Minority Whip
discretionary appropriations
filibustering
discharge petition
franking privileges
Five total scams in high school
class rings
cap and gown fees
Who’s Who Among American High School Students
prom
assemblies featuring christian rock bands
Five things it’s probably better not to do when you’re kind of drunk
buy domain names
hire an attorney
do lots of file management from the command line
sort out your finances
telephone people you remember fondly from elementary school
Five things it would probably be disingenuous for me to rap about
the streets
my bitches
thug life
popping a cap in your ass
my milkshake
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Five actors I prefer not to visualize having intercourse
Broderick Crawford
Rondo Hatton
Richard Dawson
Paul Lynde
Curly Joe DeRita
Five people with whom to never start a conversation on MUNI
Needy-looking guy in kilt
Fat man with enormous parrot on his shoulder
Chinese lady quietly trimming her toenails
Stinky guy talking animatedly to fat guy’s parrot
Smirky guy taking numerous phonecam pictures of stinky guy, fat guy, and parrot
Five congressional terms that sound kind of dirty
Minority Whip
discretionary appropriations
filibustering
discharge petition
franking privileges
Five total scams in high school
class rings
cap and gown fees
Who’s Who Among American High School Students
prom
assemblies featuring christian rock bands
Five things it’s probably better not to do when you’re kind of drunk
buy domain names
hire an attorney
do lots of file management from the command line
sort out your finances
telephone people you remember fondly from elementary school
Five things it would probably be disingenuous for me to rap about
the streets
my bitches
thug life
popping a cap in your ass
my milkshake
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Wednesday, March 09, 2005
The Story of Saddam's Capture Is A Steaming Pile...
A Marine with the party that bagged Iraqi President Saddam Hussein said the public version of the capture was 100% ca-ca. There was no hole in the ground! They found Hussein in a house. Saddam was not cowering, wearing a Pamper [tm] in a rathole. He shot at the attackers!
This story was all spin, all the time, another piece of the propaganda puzzle, designed to win the hearts and minds of Iraqis. and even more, the American People. Us::::::::The hapless confabulation of knuckleheads that are asked to implicitly sanction this war.
Also in the news today, are Democrats talking about how the war may not be such a bad thing after all...the way democracy is breaking out in Lebanon and other countries. . .
Click on the title to link to the UPI piece.
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This story was all spin, all the time, another piece of the propaganda puzzle, designed to win the hearts and minds of Iraqis. and even more, the American People. Us::::::::The hapless confabulation of knuckleheads that are asked to implicitly sanction this war.
Also in the news today, are Democrats talking about how the war may not be such a bad thing after all...the way democracy is breaking out in Lebanon and other countries. . .
Click on the title to link to the UPI piece.
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