Saturday, October 01, 2005

Bill Bennett Often Makes Me Wonder About The First Amendment

I didn't write about it Wednesday, when Bill Bennett said "You could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down"

Yesterday on his web site, he wrote, not a mea culpa, but an explanation. He didn't get on his knees and apologize, or even squeeze out a few tears.

"A caller to my radio show proposed the idea that one good argument for the pro-life position would be that if we didn't have abortions, Social Security would be solvent. I stated my doubts about such a thesis, as well as my opposition to such a form of argument.

"I then stated that such extrapolations of this argument can cut both ways, and cited the current bestseller, Freakonomics, which discusses the authors' thesis that abortion reduces crime. "

And you, outraged American public, were supposed to know that! He was merely using this in his sophistry! You weren't supposed to actually believe he was actually postulating the "impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible. . ." solution to all our ills.

Is anyone is still listening to this P.O.S. , this degenerate gambler who flushed millions down the toilet while lecturing us in the media and in his books about "virtue?" He lost around eight million dollars gambling but claims he "came out about even" (as all gamblers claim!). The self-delusion and lying never stops. Ollie North, Rush Limbaugh, or Gordon Liddy. . .are all convicted criminals and serial prevaricators who regularly lecture us about morality. We not only allow them to spew their invective, but we make them rich for doing it, and beg for more! ("Please Sir, may I have another?").

What happened to the old ways? When someone like Senator Harrison Williams, Billy Sol Estes or Dan Rostenknowski got caught with their hand in the till or (in the case of LBJ's aide) busted for a men's room sex act. . .well, that was it. They would instantly fade into the woodwork, never to be heard from again? If the gambling revelations didn't do it, maybe this new imbroglio will marginalize Bennett for good.

I don't really wish ill to William Bennett. I'd just like the next thing I hear about him to be his obituary. Many, many years from now, of course.
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Painting: The New Boss

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Friday, September 30, 2005

The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld No. XIV:::::::The Unknown

I saved the best for last. Unless I come up with some juicy press briefings, this is the last Rumsfeld poem. This poem is so relevant to what I do for a living (one part of which involves investigating the unknown) that it is the first page in my manual. If you work for me, it's required reading.




The Unknown

As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.

We also know
There are known unknowns.

That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.

But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.
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Department of Defense news briefing Feb. 12, 2002

The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XIII:::::::::It Hasn't Happened



It Hasn't Happened

You're going to be told lots of things
You get told things every day that don't happen
It doesn't seem to bother people, they don't—
It's printed in the press

The world thinks all these things happen
They never happened
Everyone's so eager to get the story
Before in fact the story's there

That the world is constantly being fed
Things that haven't happened.
All I can tell you is
It hasn't happened

It's going to happen
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Department of Defense briefing Feb. 28, 2003

Google Blog Search Is In Beta

As Google continues to roll out more services, they have now unleased a Blog Search tool.

As Google says
"Blog Search is Google search technology focused on blogs. Google is a strong believer in the self-publishing phenomenon represented by blogging, and we hope Blog Search will help our users to explore the blogging universe more effectively, and perhaps inspire many to join the revolution themselves. Whether you're looking for Harry Potter reviews, political commentary, summer salad recipes or anything else, Blog Search enables you to find out what people are saying on any subject of your choice."

They seem to do a good job of crawling the blog world. Typing in my name (of course the most important test!) brought up 350 references to this blog. I checked on the blogs of some people I know-- and found lots of results--Newsquirt, El Snoozo, Zen Lawncare, Aunty Sassie's Nothing Witty Left blog. A longer established blog like Dr. Clarke-Willson's Random Blts brought up several hundred hits. My son Del's blog had fifty or so hits. A search for Hira Bluestone's blog (Better Red Than Dead) told me there are at least four other blogs with the same name! Typing in Sarvananda Bluestone's first name led me to his hundreds of haiku, his blogspot blog, and a blogger that referenced his (wonderful) book on How To Read Signs And Omens.

There are several ways to get there: blogsearch.google.com brings up a standard Google interface; search.blogger.com brings up a blogger stype interface. Click on the title of this post for the Google style version.
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The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XII:::::::::The Pause



The Pause

Things will not be
Necessarily continuous

The fact that they are
Something other than

Perfectly continuous
Ought not to be characterized

As a pause
There will be some things

That people will see
There will be some things

That people won't see
And life goes on
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Department of Defense news briefing Oct. 12, 2001

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Lajas, Puerto Rico To Build UFO Landing Strip


UFO landing strip gets mayor's support

September 28, 2005. LAJAS, Puerto Rico (AP) - People in this sleepy hamlet are so sure they have been receiving other-worldly visitors, they want to build a UFO landing strip to welcome them. Click here to read the full story on CNN.
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The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XI:::::::::Existence, Evidence, Absence



Existence, Evidence, Absence

There's another way to phrase that
And that is that the absence of evidence
Is not the evidence of absence.

It is basically saying the same thing
In a different way
Simply because you do not have evidence

That something does exist
Does not mean that you have evidence
That it doesn't exist
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Ex-Majority Leader Tom Delay Caught With His Pants Down Around His Ankles

A Texas grand jury charged Rep. Tom DeLay and two political associates today with conspiracy in a campaign finance scheme. DeLay, 58, is accused of a criminal conspiracy along with his henchmen for cooking up an elaborate but twisted scheme to hide corporate contributions.

The House of Representative rules states that indicted members of the house leadership must resign from their office (but not Congress itself). DeLay resigned this morning. I suspect further wrongdoing will emerge as people are given subpoenas and immunity. The full story is all over the usual news sources and blogs...

All This Is That Editorial Opinion:

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School Of Rock - Geezer Edition (Four Days: $8,500)

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This article is from today's Fox 411 column by By Roger Friedman. I didn't know this camp was real; I always thought it was just a funny episode of The Simpsons.

Daltrey Joins Rock Fantasy Camp

"David Fishof's annual Rock Fantasy Camp has just snared its most famous counselor yet: The Who's Roger Daltrey.

Daltrey will join Dickey Betts, Mickey Thomas, Neil Schuon, the entirety of Cheap Trick and Mickey Hart of the Grateful Dead next February as they instruct high-paying campers in becoming rock and roll stars.

The price for the four-day weekend, scheduled Feb. 16-20, 2006, is $8,499.

I don't know if that includes bug juice or panty raids, but it does have its own version of a color war: a battle of the bands at the House of Blues in Los Angeles at the end of the weekend.

Personally, I'm going to audit the class where Daltrey shows you to how lasso a microphone. "

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Painting: The Balance Of Power Tilts


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The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld X:::::::::Where Is Osama bin Laden?

The great part of Rummy's circumlocution here is that he could be referring to anyone, dead or living, who has ever lived on earth. /jb



Where is Osama bin Laden?

We do know of certain knowledge
That he
Is either in Afghanistan
Or in some other country
Or dead.
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