Drawings: Faces #616-#624: Confessions, part 2

By Jack Brummet

[pen, pencil, and pink highlighter on surplus 24"x24" surplus muslin sterilization wrapper]

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Drawing: Faces #625 - Lockout

By Jack Brummet

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Drawings: Faces #608-#615 - Confessions (Part 1)

By Jack Brummet

[pencil and Sharpie on a surplus hospital muslin instrument wrapper]

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List: The rules of combat

By Jack Brummet, List Ed.


This is a list combining several other lists of the rules of combat.  These various lists appear in several places, and it's impossible to determine who authored the originals.  At least one of them has been kicking around the internet since the BBS days. . .

The Rules of Combat

• The easy way is always mined.
• Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
• The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
• If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
• Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
• A Purple Heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan,
• stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
• Don't ever be the first; don't ever be the last; and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
• Five second fuses only last three seconds.
• It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
• Recoil-less rifles aren't.
• Suppressive fire won't.
• Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
• When in doubt empty the magazine.
• Never share a foxhole with someone braver then you are.
• Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
• If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you.
• If you are forward of your position, the artillery will be short.
• The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
• The important things are always simple.
• The simple things are always hard.
• If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
• Incoming fire has the right of way.
• No combat-ready unit was ever passed inspection.
• No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
• Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.
• If the enemy is in range, so are you.
• Tracers work both ways.
• The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
• Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
• When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose ... they are both right.
• The bursting radius of a grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
• The only terrain that is truly controlled is the terrain upon which you are standing.
• The law of the bayonet says the man with the bullet wins.
• REMF's (Rear Echelon Mother Fraggers) are everywhere.
• The best tank killer is another tank. Therefore tanks are always fighting each other ...& have no time to help the infantry.
• Precision bombing is normally accurate to within +/- one mile (...or so).
• Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
• Cluster bombing from B-52s and C130s is very very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
• Perfect plans aren't.
• The side with the fanciest uniforms loses.
• Professionals are predictable--it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
• Armored vehicles are bullet magnets; a moving foxhole that attracts attention.
• No plan survives the first few seconds of combat.
• Expending material in combat is easier than filling out Graves Registration forms -- Ammo is cheap; your life isn't.
• Just because you can't see the enemy; don't for a minute believe they can't see you.
• The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: When you're ready for them. When you're not.
• If your attack is going well, you've just walked into an ambush.
• Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
• Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.

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Jean-Michel Basquiat's Resume

The best resume ever. The artist Jean-Michel Basquiat created this as part of a "Man Made" selling exhibition at Sotheby's. Nice reference list! The resume sold last year for $50,000.

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Painting: Happy Valentine's Day

By Jack Brummet

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The Beatles perform Please Please Me, warts and all

By Jack Brummet, 20th Century Sounds Ed. 

I am always fascinated by The Beatles live performances.  They were playing giant halls and stadiums using PAs and guitar amplifiers far less powerful than what we see in 100 person clubs now. They couldn't usually overmatch the screaming. When I saw them in '66 in Seattle (their second to last concert performance ever), it was a murky jumble of sound, and the girl's screams won.  It was all made up for by just being in their presence for 25 minutes (yes, that's how long they played, but still, we got our $5 worth).  It is amazing how good they actually sounded, with the deck totally stacked against them...

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Faces #605— at the Eye Doctor

By Jack Brummet

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One Adam Twelve: the phonetic cop alphabet and the NATO phonetic alphabet

By Jack Brummet, Alphabetics Ed.

The LAPD phonetic alphabet is an alphabet used by the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) and other California law enforcement agencies.  It is used for telephone and over the air communication for properly understanding a broadcast of letters in the as easily understood words.

The L.A.P.D. phonetic alphabet:

Letter	Phonetic	Letter	Phonetic	Number	Phonetic
A	Adam	N	Nora (or Nancy)	0	Zero
B	Baker (or Bravo)	O	Ocean	1	One
C	Charlie (or Charles)	P	Paul	2	Two
D	David	Q	Queen	3	Three
E	Easy (or Edward)	R	Robert	4	Four
F	Frank	S	Sam	5	Five
G	George	T	Tom	6	Six
H	Henry	U	Union	7	Seven
I	Ida	V	Victor	8	Eight
J	John	W	William (or Whiskey)	9	Nine
K	King	X	X-ray
L	Lincoln	Y	Yellow
M	Mary	Z	Zebra

The NATO Phonetic Alphabet:

A Alfa / Alpha 

B Bravo 

C Charlie 

D Delta 

E Echo 

F Foxtrot 

G Golf 

H Hotel 

I India 

J Juliett / Juliet 

K Kilo 

L Lima 

M Mike

N November 

O Oscar 

P Papa 

Q Quebec 

R Romeo 

S Sierra 

T Tango 

U Uniform 

V Victor 

W Whiskey 

X X-ray / Xray 

Y Yankee 

Z Zulu 

- (hyphen) Dash 

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Drawing: Faces #604 - Innocent

By Jack Brummet

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Drawing: Faces #603 - Twins

By Jack Brummet

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Happy birthday, Abraham Lincoln (with ten favorite quotes and seven photos and illustrations of Link)

By Jack Brummet, Presidents Ed.

Happy birthday to Link!  

Favorite Link quotes:

• “My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh -- anything but work.” 

• "It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. -Speech at Clinton, Illinois, September 8, 1854.”  (Often attributed to P.T. Barnum)

• “There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes.” 

• “I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.” 

• “I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.” 

• “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” 

• “When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.” 

• “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.” 

• “Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.” 

• “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” 

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