Thursday, June 09, 2016

The bulletproof bible

From the 1950's.  They still make bulletproof Bibles in 20016, but instead of a gold-plated cover, they use high tech plastics and Kevlar.


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Monday, June 06, 2016

Saturday, June 04, 2016

Drawing: Faces 1443―The Letter I

By Jack Brummet

Today's letter is the letter "I." [13"x8" enameled aluminum letter with Sharpie® fine, extra fine, and Sharpie® Industrial markers]

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Thursday, June 02, 2016

PJ O'Rourke's surprising Presidential pick



PJ O’Rourke says he’d vote for Hillary Clinton rather than Citizen Trump:
“I mean she’s wrong about everything, but she’s wrong within normal parameters.”
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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, by Cameron Pierce

By Jack Brummet, Genre Fiction Ed.

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, by Cameron Pierce was published in 2009 by Eraserhead Press .  This is apparently an example of the Bizarro fiction genre (there are even more twisted Bizarro titles out there).  


From the notes on an Amazon.com page:

"It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. 
"In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. 
"While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. 
"Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered."
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Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Air Force Project A119 was a plan to detonate a nuclear weapon on the moon

By Jack Brummet, Mad Science Ed.

Illustration by George Melies


I recently learned about Project A119, one of the most twisted science projects of all time. A119 was a top secret Air Force plan to explode a nuclear bomb on the moon. . .as a show of force to the Soviets and a morale builder at home.

Check out the story on Wikipedia, here.
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Governor Moonbeam endorses HRC

By Jack Brummet, National Affairs Ed.



I was surprised Governor Jerry Brown endorsed Hillary Clinton, with his history of running hard against WJC and all the heavy fire he laid down on Bill. And Hillary too. And then, of course, he didn't endorse him, even the next time. OK, time Marches on and they are burying the hatchet. 


Jerry Brown was Bernie Sanders before Bernie Sanders was Bernie Sanders. I'm guessing this all about Donald Trump and the Guv placed his bet. The California race is tighter than a. . .well, you know.
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