Sunday, February 13, 2005

Ripped From The (Actual?) Headlines

More internet chestnuts, while I recover from the 'flu... /jack


Experts Say
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Animals
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Squad helps dog bite victim
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Crime
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Enfield couple slain; Police suspect homicide
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Stolen painting found by tree
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Politics
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
War dims hope for peace

Worker's Rights
Miners refuse to work after death
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Prostitutes appeal to Pope

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