Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay
[from Sex Farm by Spinal Tap]
From The Seattle Times 7-15-2005 [click on this link to read the complete article]
King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries [jb note: 'internal trauma' is the phrase used on the radio] sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.
A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said Sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart. Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart. But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.
This weekend's radio news mentioned numerous beastiality web sites that treat the Enumclaw farm like a mecca. Video shot at the farm is available online (ewwww). The news story also said investigators turned up Web sites and chat rooms where people were invited to the farm to witness or participate. The authorities seized "hundreds of hours of videotapes" from the rural Enumclaw-area farm. I hope you have a lot of popcorn on hand, detectives.
Bestiality is illegal in 33 states. But not this one.