All This Is That: Karl Rove Quietly Arrested At The White House

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Karl Rove Quietly Arrested At The White House

[All This Is That Wire Service] 7-16-05 Wash. D.C.

In a stunning turn of events, White House Deputy Chief of Staff and Political Strategist Karl V. Rove was arrested last night by Capitol Police and taken to an undisclosed location.

A senior official at the White House spoke off the record, saying The President "was fed up with that lying, duplicitous piece of dogs***." Another White House staffer speculated that Mr. Rove would be incarcerated in Guantanamo Bay or the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq for an extended period of "debriefing." The White House official could not say with any certainty whether the debriefing would include dog collars, electrodes, or naked human pyramids.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Off with his head!; 7/19/2005
Anonymous said...: Newsweek article about Rove, a non-Mormon from Utah:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8600327/site/newsweek/; 7/20/2005

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