Monday, November 14, 2005

Move<--->Countermove::::The White House Fights Back On Iraq


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57% of the country now believes that President Bush misled people on Iraq's weapons programs to sell the war. Demos on Capitol Hill are beating the drum for an investigation into the faulty, or non-existent, pre-war intelligence. So what does the White House do? They fight back. The President nearly accuses his critics of giving comfort to the enemy.

President Bush is going to Asia today with high hopes to improve his stature. But before he did, he accused the Democrats of "sending mixed signals to our troops and the enemy." Haven't we heard this gambit before?

"That is irresponsible," The President said in remarks to U.S. forces during a refueling stop in Alaska. Excerpts from the remarks were released by the White House as Bush flew to Elemendorf Air Force Base on his eight-day journey to Japan, South Korea, China and Mongolia.

He said pretty much the same thing last Friday in a speech on Veteran's Day, when he also said:


"it is deeply irresponsible to rewrite the history of how that war began"

"When I made the decision to remove Saddam Hussein from power, Congress approved it with strong bipartisan support."


In fact, the October 2002 Joint Resolution authorized the use of force in Iraq, but did not mention removing Hussein.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jack, thought you might enjoy the following which I think is more or less on topic...

Dear Red States

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom and Enron. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Peace out, Blue States

Keekee Brummet said...

Wow. I don't know if this is all true, but the things I know about for sure are all correct. Those Red States are so screwed when this goes down...