Thursday, December 01, 2005

No Hot Sex In Prince of Wales & Duchess Of Cornwall Biopic

Whatever Love Means--the Charles And Camilla Biopic--will not have any sex, according to producer Jolyon Symonds. "It is a very sensitive issue and we did not want to antagonize anyone." The 3 1/2 million dollar movie will skip over the hot parts to avoid upsetting the Windsors. The closest they come is showing a hand snaking underneath the prince's dressing gown.

Maybe this isn't such a bad thing.

There is no word if the script includes revelations from the 1993 'Camillagate' tapes, a recording of a cell phone conversation in which Charles talked about being reincarnated as a tampon and living inside Camilla's knickers.
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