A new Secretary Donald Rumsfeld poem - Not A One

A new Secretary Donald Rumsfeld poem from his 12/24/2005 briefing to Task Force Freedom in Mosul, Iraq. Created by the Secretary, arranged and versified by Jack Brummet

Not A One

Now we've got a choice here
We could just eat
And I could walk around
And meet some of you folks

And take a picture
And shake your hands
I can go back and serve
You some more lobster or steak

Or I could answer some questions
If some of you have questions
Correction.
I'll respond to questions

I'll answer the ones
I know the answers to
And I'll ask General Rodriguez
To answer the tough ones

Does anyone have a question
That's burning a hole
In their pocket?
Not a one.
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Selected previous Rumsfeld poems on All This Is That:

Poem: Clarity By Donald Rumsfeld
Poem: Those Glass Boxes By Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
The Poetry Of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Part 3::::::That's Life
The Poetry of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld VI:::::Predicting The Future
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld VIII::::::Litany: What I Don't Do
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld IX::::::Accuracy
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld X:::::::::Where Is Osama bin Laden?
The Poetry Of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XI:::::::::Existence, Evidence, Absence
The Poetry of Secretary Donald Rumsfeld XIV::::::::The Unknown
New Rumsfeld Poems From The Dec. 6, 2005 Defense Dept. Briefing