Thursday, April 20, 2006

Gay British man becomes switch-hitter with a goat


Goat Boy Stephen Hall's friends "are all joking with me about it.
I have never done anything like this before."

The Sun today reported that a man having sex with a goat was witnessed by riders on a passenger train in England. The unemployed Stephen Hall, roped the female goat and proceeded to have sex with her, as "dozens of passengers watched". . .and began calling the Constabulary with their cell phones.

He was soon arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section (their dog sex crimes unit?!).

A Police Inspector, Dave Crinnion, said "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Hall, who is gay, said: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it. "

Editors note: He says he's gay. But he's rodgering a female goat. Was he experimenting with gender, or was she just the slowest? Does this make him bisexual? Or did she just happen to be the slowest goat?

Since it was heterosex, more or less, and no one perished, it won't have the legs the stories about our local Enumclaw man did. Nearly a year later, at least a dozen people a day Google [tm] into here looking for Enumclaw+beastiality...
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