Last week, workers found what seemed to be the image of a Grey in the x-ray of a duck. At least, some workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia (in the Bay area) seem to think.
Lodged in the duck's gizzard, is an image of a scowling Grey. However, when an autopsy was performed after the mallard died, the Grey had departed the host's body and was no doubt off performing implants, abductions, and other mischief.
Jay Holcomb, the director of the rescue center, said "I don't know my aliens well, but it looks like one of those with the big eyes and the long fingers."
The bird arrived at the center last Sunday with a broken wing. Workers do not know how the mallard was injured, but, well, eating a Grey can't be that salubrious for your health. One worker, first seeing the x-ray cried out "Look at this, it's an alien head!"
According to one worker at the rescue center, strange things happen among male mallards during the spring mating season. Their testicles, for one, grow to three times the size of their brains; none however have ever grown an alien head before.
The one-of-a-kind X-ray, which measures 17 inches by 14 inches will be auctioned, along with a certificate of authenticity, starting this week.
Maybe the mallard stumbled upon a nest of aliens and ate one of the babies.
Cordelia is something of a hotbed of alien phenomena. Crop circles have been discovered twice in the past three years on wheat fields near the rescue center.
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