Saturday, September 30, 2006

My favorite internet search of the day (what is it a sign of when you choke your boyfriend?)

The site meter I use to count visitors tells me where they were referred from, and if it is a search engine referral, it shows the text of their search. A referral to All This Is That [TM] from Ask.com, stemmed from this search: "what is it a sign of when you choke your boyfriend?"

How did she end up on all this is that? A few weeks ago, I wrote a long piece about hand signs (The finger, the wanker, the cuckoo sign, the choke sign, rock horns, the shaka sign, and many more). The choke sign was in the title, and it and somehow it became her number 2 result on ask.com.

Since you asked for an answer, the answer is a) you're sick; b) your boyfriend's sick; or c) you're both sick. Now, I'm not saying you belong in the laughing academy, but levity aside, and whether or not the answer to these questions is A, B, or C, it's probably time to get a new boyfriend, switch sides, or become celibate. Someone could get hurt like this!
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