Monday, January 29, 2007

Barrister Harry Coy & Me & How My Ship Is About To Come In



I recently had an interesting epistolary exchange with a London Barrister, Harry McCoy. Read from the bottom up. . .

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Sat. 27 Jan 2007

To: BARRISTER HARRY COY
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVENUE KENT LONDON
Tel PHONE ; +447031945240,
DATE 26th JAN 2007 .

Dear Barrister Coy:

Enclosed in the personal information you requested. Please let me know if you need any further information to effect the transfer of funds.

As to meeting with you, rather than forcing you fly all the way over to the states, I’d be glad to fly over and meet with you in your London offices. I guess once I have the funds, I can probably afford to fly first class!

Let me know when you would like to meet. I, of course, look forward to hearing from, and meeting with you soon.

Sincerely,

Jack Brummet
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From: HARRY COY To: johnbrummet@hotmail.com
Subject: Can we proceed? FROM HARRY COY ESQ
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:49:19 +0000 (GMT)

DESK OF BARRISTER HARRY COY
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVENUE KENT LONDON
Tel PHONE ; +447031945240,
DATE 26th JAN 2007 .

Dear Jack,

It’s my pleasure to receive your mail dated 26th Jan 2007 , well I must tell you that the contents of your mail were well noted, and to make you really Understand that I am who I claim to be I will need you to Work with me and be honest in all things, its rightfully said that a mans word is his bond, so let us keep to what ever we agree on.

I must also make you understand that it’s my duty to educate you in your role in this transaction and to provide every document needed for this transaction, of which I will need your consent in some aspect.

I will need you to send me some information which Shall help me open a pay file in the security company Where these funds are deposited, note that in due Cause of this transaction I will need you to give me An address where I can meet up with you in your Country to have my own share of the funds of which I Will need also a good business to invest on with your advice.

Here are the following information’s ;

[1] Complete name
[2] Phone number [cell phone]
[3] Address
[4] Age and sex
[5] Marital status
[6] Job type and years of experience.

Note that whatever information I give you here should Be kept under the confirms of your person and should Not be disclosed to any one, it is also applicable to me as I will keep every information about you secret.

Finally I must also reminder you that you should be rest assured that this transaction is 100 % risk free, so keep your mind relaxed.

Sincerely,
Harry Coy Esq.
+44 703 194 5240

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Fri, 26 Jan 2007

To: BARRISTER HARRY COY
HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVENUE KENT LONDON
Tel PHONE ; +447031945240,
DATE 26th JAN 2007 .

Dear Barrister Coy:

While I was deeply saddened to hear of the death of Martin Brummet, I am glad you contacted me. I am, of course, eager to discuss the disposition of the $5.4 million dollars. Please let me know what your fee will be, and what information you might need from me.

Will I need to make a good faith payment to you to set this transfer in motion? If so, please give me the information as to where and how much I need to send.

I am naturally eager to set this transaction in motion. Again, I thank you for seeking me out. And I also greatly appreciate your offer to protect me from commiting any legal trangressions as we move forward.

I look forward to hearing from you!

Sincerely,

Jack Brummet

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From: "HARRY COY" Reply-To: harry_coy1@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: YOUR DECEASED RELATIVE, BRUMMET
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:46:21 +0000

HARRY ASSOCIATES AND CHAMBERS
128 DESTMOND AVE KENT LONDON
DESK OF BARRISTER HARRY COY
PHONE +447031945240
DATE 25th/JAN/2007

ATTN : Jack Brummet

I am Barrister Harry Coy, a solicitor at law.I was a Personal Assistant to late Martin Brummet,a national Of your country, who died on the 30th of April 2004, my client was involved in a car accident in London .All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquires here to locate any of my clients extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to search through with his name which motivated me to contact you, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$5.4 Million (Five million, Four Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) left behind by my client Before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Administration, which has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next Finance Firm (Bank) where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance official has given us ten working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives,I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased
,since you have the same last name with my client, proper documentation will
be made so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the
sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information
and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you
is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

Thanks as i await your urgent response.

Yours Faithfully,
Barr Harry Coy (esq.)
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

For a barrister, his English sure sucks.
~HDJ

Anonymous said...

Gianni, this is precious! I'm having a great laugh, and I challenge you to run this up to 10 exchanges, minimum. And do let me know when you get the $5 mil.

Keekee Brummet said...

Ah, he's way too canny for that. He's already ratcheting up the stakes. I'm afraid going to the next step may cost me $10,000, so I told him I'd give him a million when he hands me the cash instead.

So far: radio silence.

Anonymous said...

jack,

if harry doesn't give you satisfaction, perhaps you can try one of his compatriots here:

http://www.data-wales.co.uk/nigerian_laundering.htm

enjoy!

pete

Anonymous said...

I have gotten the same email. It's such a crock.

Anonymous said...

One of my relatives died also the same week
See Below:
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Harry Coy Associates & Chambers,
128 destmond avenue,
kent london.
United Kingdom.



I am Barrister Harry Coy, a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney To the late Dr. Eldon****** a national of your country, On the 21st of April 2004, my client was involved in a car accident.Unfortunately he lost his life.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposit was lodged. The bank where the deceased had an account valued at about £14.7Million GBP Sterling{ Fourteen Million, Seven hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterling} Has issued me with a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin Of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the Proceeds of this account valued at £14.7 Million GBP Sterling { Fourteen Million, Seven hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterling} can be paid to you,subsequently to be shared among us If you agree, we can discuss your percentage.
I have all necessary Legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

I Awaits your urgent response.

Best regards,
Harry Coy(Esq.)
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My favorite line is I Awaits your urgent response

Anonymous said...

Harry Coy strikes again!I just received this notice from him:
NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEATH

Attention To ****** Relative

We act as solicitors to and our services have been retained by Capt.Scott G ******, now late here in after refer red to as our client and Our instructions to the following effects that is to say: On behalf of My Late client, I wish to notify you that My Late client, made you a beneficiary to
his will. He left the sum of one million Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand pounds. (1.950,000.000) To You in the codicil and last testament to his will.

This may sound Strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.Being a widely Traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or Simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous
friends abroad Who wished you good.

My Late client, died on 1st of April 2005 at the Agamas beach at the age of 60. He was born in Lewis ham, South London; the son of Ambassador Coby ****** , An America Ambassador, my late client, until his death was the
Vice-President of America Representative Ministry Of Finance London, A member
of several on-government Organizations and he was also great Philanthropist.

This bequeath is for the support of your activities, humanitarian
Services and help to the less privileged.As Trustees and Executors of this will, I wish to inform you that the (WILL) was read at the British High Court probate Division on June 30th, 2006 in line with the provisions of the law.

You're required to forward Documents of proof as the bona fide beneficiary to this bequeath in other Not to misdirect the bequeath funds,either your I.D,
Drivers License or identification pages of your International Passport also
include your Current Bio-data and Address,Telephone and Fax numbers.We are
perfecting arrangements to complete the lodgment of this money Into your desired Bank Account through certified cashier's check {Paychecks}, Money Order or Credit Card to be Sent to your current address by secure courier within a reasonable time On the receipt of your response.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter, Looking forward to hear from you as a matter of urgency with kind regards from

Please E-mail to this Office immediately you receive this message with
the E-mail address below.E-mail Address: info.harrycoylawfirm@uk2.net

(Solicitors & Advocates of the supreme court of London) 171 Queens Ave.Suite
720 London

Anonymous said...

WE'VE JUST WENT THRUGH 3 MONTHS OF PURE HELL WITH THIS SO CALLED Harry Coy.
We've lost 3,000. This started in Nov 2006. The story was The Scott G Newman's will. hE HAD LEFT US 1 Million 1Hundred 16 Thousand. And believe it or not, the jurk still emails us, telling us the money is coming thru our account, as soon as we pay the taxes on this money. Boy
he has got to be nuts, to think we would send him another dime. He also left us with a 800.00 phone bill.