Quotes of the day

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
- Cullen Hightower

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
- Robert Anton Wilson

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
- Jeannette Rankin

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Kin Hubbard

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Stephen Wright

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- Noelie Altito

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
- Dan Quayle
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