Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Short playground rhymes from my youth in the early 1960's

Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it.
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it.
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Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker took ballet.
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Engine Engine Number Nine
Going down Chicago line
If the train falls off the track
Do you want your money back?
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Whistle while you work.
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie.
Now it doesn't work.
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Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Rosellini bit his weenie
And now it will not squirt.

[Albert Rosellini is now 98 years old, and at least a couple of years ago was still practicing law in Seattle! He was governor of Washington State in my formative years from, 1957-1965.]
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Tra la la boom de-ay
There was no school today.
Our teacher passed away,
She died of tooth decay!
Tra-la-la Boom de ay!
I took your pants away...
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Tra-la-la Boom de ay!
Baffaro passed away
We threw him in the bay
And watched him float away.

[Peter Baffaro was the longtime principal of Kent Elementary, Kent, Washington]
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Liar,Liar!
Pants are on fire!
[Reply]
I don't care,
I don't care!
I can buy another pair!
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Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
Throw the teacher overboard and listen to her scream!
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School's out, school's out,
The teacher let the monkeys out.
One went in, and one went out,
And one fell in the sauerkraut.

[At around the time I heard, and sang this ditty, Kent, Wash. was one of the largest sauerkraut producing regions in the country. I remember taking several tours of the Libby Sauerkraut plant. And they weren't alone...there were others. Not many Germans or Eastern Europens lived in Kent, so I have to assume it was because Kent was a prime cabbage-growing area.]
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It's Howdy Doody time
It ain't worth a dime
We'll turn to Channel Nine
And watch Frankenstein
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Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking,
What the hell have you been drinking?
Taste like beer smells like wine.
Oh my God it's Turpentine.
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4 comments:

Todd said...

Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I bopped her of her beam
with a rotten tangerine
and the teacher doesn't teach here any more.

Can also replace "tangerine" with "bubble gum machine"

Todd said...

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
Throw the teacher overboard and listen to her scream!
5 days later
you come back to the Delaware
Chewin' on your underwear
Pick your teacher out of there
(i don't remember the rest)

Keekee Brummet said...

I guess the loaded .44 must come from my upbringing in Kent!

bulletholes said...

Had not heard lincolnLincoln in a long time...but sometimes after a t6ough day, I fall asleep with it ringing in my ears.
How about
"Stranded
Stuck on the toilet bowl
What do you do when youre stranded
And you don't have a roll"

Found your site reading up on LBJ... snagged the pic of he anf MLK.