Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Selected Office Types

By Jack Brummet and Mona Goldwater

Every office has a cast of various types.  These are a select list of office types that popped into our heads late last night. . .


The Tyrant


The Saboteur

The Control Freak

The Wallflower

The Space Cadet

The Bully

The Peddler

The Button Pusher

The Coaster

The Lifer


The Petty Bureaucrat

The Undercover Agent


The Success-phobe


The Empire Builder

The Putdown Artist

The office drunk

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The secretary with a heart of gold.

The quiet guy nobody really knows

The girl who takes off her glasses and is beautiful


The dying salesman who shows us the beauty of life
The passionate but alcoholic technologist


The wistful and regretful guy in the stockroom


The bitter tech support engineer


The kooky but benign genius

The mean old guy who really just needs a friend
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