Sure, the cover of this little instructional booklet makes it look like an upbeat little tome. But once you open it up, the casualties are high: deaths, maiming, molestation, chemical burns, suffocation, and even a shoot-out. This little pamphlet operates on the same principles as Red Asphalt: scare the little buggers into safety. It almost feels like Jack Chick was a creative consultant on this one...
After the appearance of the police officer on page 2, the real mayhem begins.
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