Seattle mechanaphile has had sex with 700 cars

By Mona Goldwater, Social Mores Ed.

A story in The Mirror provides details of Edward Smith's love life as a mechanaphile:

"A man who has had sex with over 700 cars has revealed how he had his first physical experience of car love with a Volkswagen Beetle.

"Edward Smith, 63, told Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden on This Morning how he was “tempted one night to step outside” to make love to the neighbour’s car as a young teen, having first become attracted to cars in 1965.

". . .Edward is sexually attracted to machines – and as well as having sex with cars, has also had a relationship with a helicopter and planes, claiming they are all better than women. 

“I began an interest in the beauty of cars when I was turning just 15 years of age,” revealed Edward, from Washington in the US.  Go here to read the entire article in The Mirror and see the brief video clip (SFW more or less).

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A handy guide to sinning: Examination of Conscience For Boys And Girls

Excavated by Mona Goldwater, Social Mores Ed.

 

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The crisis of modern society

By Mona Goldwater, Social Mores Editor

You don't even need to read the mimeographed screed. He's not just whistling Dixie.  Five words that have probably rung true across the milleniums (millenia?).  

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Search.xxx debuts today—the first dedicated pornography search engine

By Mona Goldwater, 

Social Mores Editor

Porn fans, as of today, have their own search engine on the Internet.  And there is nothing anyone can really do about it.  In fact, however, Google, Bing, Yahoo, and the other search engines already execute millions of searches for porn every day.  

ICM Registry, which runs .xxx, launched its own search engine — Search.xxx — today.  “There’s enough porn for anyone who wants to find it,” said Stuart Lawley, ICM’s chief executive and president. “If people hate porn, they can keep away from it.”

Sure, there's that.

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