Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Pat Robertson Only Managed To Keep His Foot Out Of His Mouth Two Weeks (It May Be A Record!)

On Sunday, Pat Robertson--on his 700 Club TV broadcast--said that Hurricane Katrina was God's way of expressing His anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year's Emmy Awards.


"By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God's wrath. Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres' hometown?"

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Update: Mike Brown Quits, Escaping The Hangman's Noose; POTUS Whistles In The Dark, Insanely Denying Knowing Of Brown's Departure

"In the best interest of the agency and best interest of The President," FEMA director Mike Brown resigned on Monday. It was time. You think?!

Brown is the cat responsible for the biggest public relations disaster in the history of FEMA, and an ongoing catastrophe for the already enfeebled Bush Administration. [1] Brown was replaced on Friday at the helm of the relief effort, losing on-site command of the Hurricane Katrina relief effort. Chertoff said they were bringing him back to Washington to prepare for the next disaster. Yeah. It was such a an open and deliberately humiliating public dismissal, that you have to wonder if they even gave him the option to resign. More likely, they ordered him to endure a few days of public ignominy before he put the gun in his mouth.

Brown said he feared he had become a distraction. "The focus has got to be on FEMA, what the people are trying to do down there," Brown told The Associated Press.

The president ducked questions about Brown's resignation. "Maybe you know something I don't know. I've been working," the president said to reporters on an inspection tour of damage in Gulfport, Miss...


Mike Brown is lucky to get off this easy. There are hordes of people in The South who would welcome the chance to string him up.







Ether this is the dumbest thing The President has ever said in public, or he is criminally out of touch, or, actually, both. The highest profile administration official over the last two weeks quits and POTUS says "I don't know!" This may be the last unscripted moment of the Bush Presidency. . .and if it isn't, the G.O.P. should run Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card, Jr. out of town on a rail.


[1] Before you ccomplain about the subject of this post, remember, I am talking about politics, not the lives of the citizens in NO that have been savagely disrupted, and ended by the Hurricane and subsequent events. This particular post focuses on the some of the political ramifications.
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Monday, September 12, 2005

President Bush's Approval Ratings Plummet Into The Toilet (Down 40 Points And Counting)


In September, 2005, President Bush's job approval dipped below 40 percent
for the first time in numerous polls[1]. Apparently. . . seemingly. . . due to some big doubts about the war, the gas crisis, and his Administration's pathetic, anemic, and almost criminal response to Hurricane Katrina.

After the 9/11 attacks on New York City, The Pentagon, and that field out there in the boondocks, his numbers soared into the 80s. Now, nearly two-thirds of those polled this month say the country is heading down the wrong track. OK. We've been headed down that track since 1-20-2001. It just took five years for the polls to kick in.

Fact: His standing is now lower than President Nixon's shortly before he resigned in a miasma of lies, deception, and near-madness.

Click on the title to read an Associated Press article on the latest polling data.
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The Oil Storm: Prescient, Or Lucky Guess?

Last June, Fox aired a made-for-tv movie entitled Oil Storm. I'm not sure if it was prescient, or if anyone could have predicted this could happen sooner or later. Here is Fox's synopsis of the film:

"Oil Storm examines what happens when a category 6 hurricane in the gulf of mexico slams into Louisiana, crushing the city of New Orleans and crippling the vital pipeline for refined oil that is Port Fourchon. It examines the ripple effect of that event and the ensuing cascade of disasters associated with it, through the eyes of public officials, a family in Texas who owns a gas station, an EMS worker in Boston who has to deal with a brutal winter, and a ranching family in South Dakota who have their subsidy's completely taken away and question whether we need oil or food to survive.

"As the country reels from the loss of life and energy reserves associated with hurricane's fury, the price of crude oil skyrockets and the United States government sets forth to take immediate action. It puts in motion efforts to rebuild the infrastructure of Port Fourchon (8 months minimum) and the sagging and disabled deep sea rigs in the gulf of Mexico (of equal length). It re-routes activity normally associated with the Port Fourchon shipping lanes to the port of Houston and compels Houston to work 24/7 in order to get the crude to our refineries and out to the public."
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Alien Mythology Continued: The Deal

You can find this story in hundreds of places on the internet. (for one, try http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/)

From The Dulce Book, Chapter 3:

"In July 1952, a panicked government watched helplessly as a squadron of 'flying saucers' flew over Washington, D.C., and buzzed the White House, the Capitol Building, and the Pentagon. It took all the imagination and intimidation the government could muster to force that incident out of the memory of the public.

"Thousands of sightings occurred during the Korean war and several more saucers were retrieved by the Air Force. Some were stored at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, some were stored at Air Force bases near the locations of the crash site.

"One saucer was so enormous and the logistic problems in transportation so enormous that it was buried at the crash site and remains there today. The stories are legendary on transporting crashed saucers over long distances, moving only at night, purchasing complete farms, slashing through forests, blocking major highways, sometimes driving 2 or 3 lo-boys in tandem with an extraterrestrial load a hundred feet in diameter. (It is alleged that ALPHA or BLUE Teams out of Wright-Patterson AFB were the ones who were most often mobilized to carry out "crash-retrieval" operations. - Branton)

"On April 30, 1964, the first communication [occurred] between these aliens and the 'U.S. Government'. (Others claim that there was an even earlier contact-communication in 1954 during the Eisenhower administration. - Branton)

"During the period of 1969-1971, MJ-12 representing the U.S. Government made a deal with these creatures, called EBE's [Extraterrestrial Biological Entities, named by Detley Bronk, original MJ-12 member and 6th President of John Hopkins University]. The 'deal' was that in exchange for 'technology' that they would provide to us, we agreed to 'ignore' the abductions that were going on and suppress information on the cattle mutilations. The EBE's assured MJ-12 that the abductions [usually lasting about 2 hours] were merely the ongoing monitoring of developing civilizations.

"In fact, the purposes for the abductions turned out to be:

"(1) The insertion of a 3mm spherical device through the nasal cavity of the abductee into the brain [optic and/or nerve center], the device is used for the biological monitoring, tracking, and control of the abductee.

"(2) Implementation of Posthypnotic Suggestion to carry out a specific activity during a specific time period, the actuation of which will occur within the next 2 to 5 years.

"(3) Termination of some people so that they could function as living sources for biological material and substances.

"(4) TERMINATION OF INDIVIDUALS WHO REPRESENT A THREAT TO THE CONTINUATION OF THEIR ACTIVITY.

"(5) Effect genetic engineering experiments.

"(6) Impregnation of human females and early termination of pregnancies to secure the crossbreed infant.

(Note: Or perhaps a better term for it would be a "genetically altered" infant, since there has been no evidence forthcoming that an actual 'hybrid' between humans and the 'EBE' or 'Grey' species has been successful. In other words, the offspring would tend to fall to one side or the other, a 'reptilioid' or 'grey' entity possessing no 'soul-energy-matrix', or a humanoid being possessing such a matrix or soul although somewhat altered genetically in it's outward physical appearance or characteristics. - Branton).

"The U.S. Government was NOT initially aware of the far reaching consequences of their 'deal'. They were LED to believe that the abductions were essentially benign AND SINCE THEY FIGURED THAT THE ABDUCTIONS WOULD PROBABLY GO ON ANYWAY WHETHER THEY AGREED OR NOT, they merely insisted on a current list of abductees be submitted, on a periodic basis, to MJ-12 and the National Security Council. Does this sound incredible? An actual list of abductees sent to the National Security Council? Read on, because I have news for you...

"The EBE's have a genetic disorder in that their digestive system is atrophied and not functional... In order to sustain themselves they use enzyme or hormonal secretions obtained from the tissues that they extract from humans and animals. "
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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Thirteen Quotes: The Hurricane Katrina Aftermath Fiasco


"It makes me think of what my friend Rev. Goat just told me: 'Let me say this before it goes any further; New Orleans didn't die of natural causes, she was murdered.'" [Dr. John a/k/a Mac Rebennack]

"The president said he's going to lead the investigation into what went wrong. He needs to look only in the mirror." [Democratic leader Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California]

"Well, I think if you look at what actually happened, I remember on Tuesday morning picking up newspapers and I saw headlines, 'New Orleans Dodged the Bullet.' Because if you recall, the storm moved to the east and then continued on and appeared to pass with considerable damage but nothing worse." [Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, "Meet the Press," Sept. 4, 2005]

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." [President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring Hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005, about one week before Brown was replaced]


“I think we’ve seen a lot of the same footage over and over that isn’t necessarily representative of what really happened in both — in a lot of ways,” she said. “Overall, it was a very good response.” [Laura Bush at a school in Mississippi, defending the government’s response to Katrina]

"What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." [Former First Lady Barbara Bush, Sept. 5, 2005]


"We've got a lot of rebuilding to do ... The good news is — and it's hard for some to see it now — that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house — he's lost his entire house — there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter). [President Bush, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005]



"What didn't go right?'" –President Bush [quoted by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), after she urged him to fire FEMA Director Michael Brown]

"Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" [House Majority Leader Tom Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston]


"We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did." [Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA) to lobbyists, from the Wall Street Journal]


"I don't want to alarm everybody that, you know, New Orleans is filling up like a bowl. That's just not happening." [Bill Lokey, FEMA's New Orleans coordinator, in a press briefing from Baton Rouge, Aug. 30, 2005]

"FEMA is not going to hesitate at all in this storm. We are not going to sit back and make this a bureaucratic process. We are going to move fast, we are going to move quick, and we are going to do whatever it takes to help disaster victims." [FEMA Director Michael Brown, Aug. 28, 2005]

"I understand there are 10,000 people dead. It's terrible. It's tragic. But in a democracy of 300 million people, over years and years and years, these things happen." [GOP strategist Jack Burkman, on MSNBC Sept. 7, 2005]
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Photograph: The Day We Cut A Deal With The Greys (Alien Mythology No. 17)


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The Surprise At The Divorce Crocodile CD Release Party

Following up on yesterday's posting on The Divorce. . .headliners The Divorce took the stage at The Crocodile at about 12:10 A.M. Around 12:30 the bassist, Jimmy Curran, walked up to the microphone and stopped the song "Yes" mid-way through. He then made a couple of comments about his girlfriend being his best friend, brought her up on stage, asked her to spend her life with him, whipped out a ring, and asked her and marry him. All of a sudden the audience was plunged into a mini-drama, like a reality show. We didn't know his girlfriend. Would she wig out?! Say no?! The possibilities were endless!

She said yes (whew!). The band finished the song. And Jimmy Curran was engaged.

The Prospective Groom
This must be a first at The Crocodile. . .I haven't heard of this happening there (or at any rock show) before. I'd bet a body part that Kurt didn't propose to Courtney there.

Jimmy has mentioned the day before at Sonic Boom that there would be a big surprise at the show. I figured Peter Buck, Jon Auer or someone would sit in. Well, it was a surprise for most of the 500 people there, although his sisters and parents--who came to the show from Spokane--were in on the secret. . .
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Friday, September 09, 2005

The Divorce Releases New CD - Seattle Release Parties

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This has been a week of a lot of rock and roll postings here, following weeks of art, politics, and general weirdness. One last one:

Our cousin Jimmy Curran's band, The Divorce, has just released The Gifted Program, their second album (the first: There Will Be Blood Tonight). Go see them! They put on a great show. Matt Schild, recently wrote on aversion.com: "Rock’n’roll is fun again. After losing battles to sappy emo, introspective indie and furious punk for several years, exuberant rock'n'roll bounces back with The Divorce's sophomore effort. The Seattle band's fiery power-pop won't turn back the tide of hipster-approved solemnity in all its rock'n'roll forms, but it ought to be enough to help scrape the ice off your cold, cynical heart."

We saw them play a short set last night at Sonic Boom in Ballard. Tonight they play The Crocodile, a bunch of radio shows, and then tomorrow night, a laser show at The Laser Dome at Seattle Center (with a laser show accompanying them). Cool. I'll be at The Crocodile tonight for sure, and maybe the Laser Dome tomorrow (I've never been to a laser show before).

September 9th, 2005 (Friday)
The Crocodile Cafe Seattle, WA
21+ Album Release Partyw/ Danko Jones, Tourist, DJ Curtis $8, 9PM

September 10th, 2005 (Saturday)
Laser Dome(@Pacific Science Center)Seattle, WA
All-Ages CD Release Party w/Mon Frere and DJ CurtisDoors at 7:30pm, show at 8:30pm$10 ($1 from every ticket sold benefits the VERA Project)Tickets: seattlelaserdome.com or at Pacific Science Center ticketbooths

It Happened Today: The Japanese Bomb Oregon

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On September 9, 1942, a Japanese floatplane dropped firebombs
on an Oregon state forest. It was the first and only attack on the U.S. mainland during the war[1].

Launching from the Japanese sub I-25, Nobuo Fujita piloted a floatplane over Oregon and firebombed Mount Emily, and set a state forest on fire. The president immediately called for a news blackout for the sake of morale. No long-term damage was done, and Fujita eventually went home to train navy pilots for the rest of the war.

The Boeing Plant No. 2, south of downtown Seattle had its entire roof camouflaged with houses and trees to look like suburbs to foil any attacks. There were barrage balloons all around the site as well[2]. The photo above is of another defense plant's similarly camouflaged roof.

[1] Steven Spielberg's 1941 is a big-budget zany comedy detailing the hilarious panic that gripped Los Angeles and the west coast after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

[2] The Balloon Command, in 1938, was set up to create a barrage of huge balloons to protect our towns and cities, and key targets such as industrial areas, ports and harbours. They were intended to protect everything at ground level from the terror of the time - low-flying dive-bombers. Barrage balloons were set at heights of up to 5,000 feet to force enemy planes to fly high, making them less accurate, and bring them within range of the anti-aircraft guns.
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Make Jimmy Carter The Reconstruction Czar

On Fox's Fox and Friends this morning, former Democratic congressman and 9/11 commissioner Tim Roemer called on The President to name former President Jimmy Carter to the head of efforts to rebuild New Orleans.

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"The second thing we should do is put somebody like former President Jimmy Carter in charge of rebuilding New Orleans."