Uh-oh. Is Senator Lindsey Graham about to be outed?

Gay rights activist Mike Rogers, a professional outer of closeted, hypocritical gay politicians (and I freely admit, a worthless P.O.S. in his own right), claims to have "pictures of a man who spent the night" with Sen. Lindsey Graham. He's supposedly meeting with his lawyer today before releasing them.

From Gawker:  "Rogers' previous outings of Ex-Rep. Mark Foley, Ex-Sen. Larry Craig and Ex-RNC chair Ken Mehlman, among others, once earned him the completely arbitrary title of 'most feared man on the Hill.' He keeps a list, and there are still many names on it."

"Lindsey Graham has been hounded by gay rumors since his first runs for Congress in the '90s. He has never been married, which, to some, proves everything. The rumors still come up regularly, like when another South Carolina politician let it slip in a 2009 interview. And the New York Times Magazine asked him about it in a big profile earlier this year, to which Graham responded, "I ain't gay."

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Finger of the day No. 8 - Jimmy Hoffa gives the finger to Bobby Kennedy at a hearing

By Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor
substituting for Mona Goldwater and Pablo Fanque


Jimmy Hoffa gives the finger to inquisitor Bobby Kennedy at a hearing.

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Poem: Takebacks

Takebacks

by Jack Brummet

1
You can withdraw it
Marginalize it
Forget it

Hide it
Lie about it
And deny it three times before the cock crows.

2
You can snigger about it
Weep about it
Shout about it

Hide it under a bush (oh no)
Sing the blues about it
And sweep it under the rug.

3
You can get an ulcer over it
Jump off the Aurora Bridge over it
Lose your family over it

Lose your shorts or mind over it
And pretend
It never happened.

4
You can dream about it
Run away from it
Rationalize it

Psychoanalyze it
And drink it away
But you can't take back love.

(previously published, 2009, in Triple Threat; revised Dec. 2010)
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Middle Finger of the day No. 7 - starring Vito Spatafore, Carmen Diaz, Al Pacino, and more

By Mona Goldwater and Pablo Fanque
Folkways Correspondents

Vito Spatafore from The Sopranos - click to enlarge

Charlize Theron - click to enlarge

Desmond Morris writes in Gestures: Their Origins and Distribution that the "infamous or indecent finger" is mentioned several times in Ancient Roman literature. . .including Martial: "Laugh loudly, Sextillus, when someone calls you a queen and put your middle finger out. . .but you are no sodomite nor fornicator either, Sextillus, nor is Vetustina's hot mouth your fancy."  Suetonius, writing about Augustus Caesar, says the emperor "expelled [the entertainer] Pylades . . . because when a spectator started to hiss, he called the attention of the whole audience to him with an obscene movement of his middle finger."  Interestingly, most people seem to believe the finger originated sometime in the 20th century.

Morris also that claims Caligula, as an insult, would extend his middle finger for supplicants to kiss.  We've read Suetonius too, and, actually, it wasn't just his middle finger Little Boots proffered for kissing.

Al Pacino - click to enlarge

Carmen Diaz - click to enlarge

Officer Whatsit - click to enlarge

click to enlarge Paul Prudhomme Dom DeLuise

Beats us who this is - click to enlarge

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Ben Franklin on the tea party, rabid democrats, rabid republicans, the press, and erosion and slippery slopes

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A great aerial shot of Ballard/North Beach (Seattle)

By Jack Brummet
Seattle Metro Editor


This is a nice aerial shot of Ballard (my neighborhood) in Seattle.  The waterway you see at the bottom is the Ship Canal that leads up to the Government Locks.  Near the top, the bulge in the land is Golden Gardens.  North and west of Golden Gardens is the North Beach neighborhood.

click to enlarge -- Photo by Dcoetzee (released to the public domain)

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Video Clip: Dr. Steve Brule "for your health"

Another great "for your health" segment from Dr. Steve Brule...



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Finger of the Day No. 6 - George W. Bush caught on video clowning with his finger

By Mona Goldwater
and Pablo Fanque,
Folkways Editors






George W. Bush clowns around during a videotaping session, and gives the finger that would come back to haunt him when he ran for President. You can hear the audible gasps from the crew and handlers.  They weren't shocked he gave the finger; they were shocked he did it while the cameras rolled ("that's just my one-finger victory salute").

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Middle finger of the day No. 5 - Eight actors with fingers sticking up (Lohan, Ledger, Fox, Luke Perry, Jodie Foster, Kirstie Alley, and Mickeys Mouse and Rourke

By Mona Goldwater & Pablo Fanque
Hollywood and Society Correspondents
for All This Is That

Actors seem to give the finger frequently to the paparazzi.  We're not quite if this is because the 'razzi are so annoying, or because a photograph with the finger can only be distributed to and published by a limited number of venues?

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Keith Richards plays Connection with The Rolling Stones in Scorcese's "Shine A Light"

By Jack Brummet
Rock and Roll Correspondent








Connection has always been one of my favorite Rolling Stones songs.  Keith Richards often played the tune with his band the X-Pensive Winos in the last 1980's, when it looked like the Stones were defunct.  As it turns out, they weren't--Richards and Jagger patched it up and they've toured and released some middling to weak records since then. 

This rendition of Connection, a YouTube "slideo" is from the Scorcese documentary that came out a few years ago.  Yeah, his voice isn't much, but I kind of like the spirit of the performance. 


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Middle finger of the day No. 4 - Ten upstart youth

By Mona Goldwater & Pablo Fanque

More middle fingers, this time by the newborn to ten year old set.

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Sarah Palin running in 2011, or "replenishing the coffers?"

By Pablo Fanque

All This Is That National Affairs Editor

When the calendar turns to 2011 in a couple of weeks, we will nearly officially be in the midst of Campaign 2012.  We may, or may not, discover Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's real intentions.  Is she running?  Is she just appearing to run to jack up the sales of her second book, drive viewers to her Discovery Channel reality show, increase her fees for personal appearances, and boost her ratings on the Fox News Channel?  Or is she really in it to win it, fully intending to sweep through the primaries and caucuses, win the Presidential nomination at the 2012 convention in Tampa, and make "One and Done," a reality by taking out a sitting President? 

The stream of polymedia appearances, and never-ending barrage of commentaries, policy statements, and endorsements issuing from SarahPac, Facebook, and Twitter show that she wants to remain in the spotlight center-stage. . .whether for political or pecuniary reasons.  We will learn her true intentions sometime in the coming year, for better or for worse.

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