Saturday, January 19, 2013

ATIT reheated (2011): Nude TSA scans of George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, Michele Bachmann, Glee's Dianna Agron, and Jessica Alba for sale!

By Jack Brummet, Travel Editor


The Transportation Security Administration  has announced that they will will remove the controversial X-ray body scanners (that deliver a nude image of the person being scanned) from airports.  According to the TSA, software couldn't be developed by a congressionally mandated deadline to automatically detect suspicious items on the body. Instead, TSA officers viewed images of passengers' naked bodies to see if they were carrying weapons or  or drug.  These machines led to what privacy advocates called a "virtual strip search."
The United States was almost alone in the world in X-raying passengers and that the Food and Drug Administration had gone against its own advisory panel, which recommended the agency establish a federal safety standard for security X-rays.
They will be replacing the machines with non x-ray machines.
A couple years ago, our Mona Goldwater and Pablo Fanque dug up some surprising information about those controversial backscatter machines.
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All This Is That finds nude TSA scans of George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, Michele  Bachmann, Glee's Dianna Agron, and Jessica Alba, for sale on the internet

By Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor 
Mona Goldwater, Gen X Desk, and
Jack Brummet (image research)



what the TSA claims you see in a body scan


To no one's real surprise, an underground market for body scan images taken by the TSA has popped up.  In fact, the All This Is That editors were able to purchase explicit, nude "backscatter" images of George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann, Glee's Dianna Agron and Jessica Alba, among others.  We purchased these images 50 minutes after we began searching--from an underground, but fairly easily found website, with a room labelled "TSA's Hottest And Greatest Hits."   Jack hooked us up with an email  reference and we were in. 

Jack Brummet, our arts, paranormal, and animal husbandry editor, began this story with a sonic boom and then bugged out.  He was off the story (with a bogus excuse about needing to focus on blah blah blah),  handed it off  to us and hooked us up with his contact in TSA management, who--surprise!--denied everything.  You could tell he was lying because he really sucked at it.  Jack's contact (a guy just below the top exec, level of the TSA) told him the TSA had discovered that employees were trading high quality TSA screening scans--digitally enhanced photos of celebrities and of "hot" men and women, often in categories like "grotesque" "hot jailbait" "long dong silvers" "great racks" or "belugas."  Not long before TSA security swept in, the images began appearing online, and finally, for sale online.


The TSA and other government agencies often tout the quality of "Advanced Imaging Technology" like the Gen 2 millimeter wave scanner from Brijot Imaging Systems, Inc., while assuring customers that their operators "cannot store, print, transmit or save the image, and the image."






what you see in a digitally reversed backscatter body scan


Gizmodo busted them on that set of lies, by requesting (under the Freedom Of Information Act) 100 scans from among the 35,000 federal agents had saved on the scanner that "cannot store. . .or save the image."  The images Gizmodo released were less explicit images from the older scanning technology, not the new "backscatter" X-ray technology.  The backscatter images leave nothing to the imagination, which is how the trading and then black market for the celebrity and other images emerged. 

The TSA, natch, posits that the leaked photos on Gizmodo were fakes.  The TSA announced on their blog that the images they look at (but do not save!) look like this (click here to visit the TSA blog):
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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Dear Abby no longer offering advice

By Mona Goldwater, Society Editor



Pauline Friedman Phillips, under the nom de plume Abigail Van Buren offered advice on love, lies, marriage and in-laws to millions of newspaper readers around the world has died at the age of 94. She was sister to another famous advice columnist, Anne Landers. . .


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Drawing: Decapitation

By Jack Brummet


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Drawing: Keelin

By Jack Brummet


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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Lance Armstrong comes clean (photo by Rex-Coyote Finch)










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The Ramones Ride the I.R.T.

Source: unknown


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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Poem: With/Without Words


by Jack Brummet



1
If I don't write it down
It's gone like a pickpocket,
Easing back into the crowd.

2
If I don’t write it down,
The earth, unaware
Of the loss,

Spins away--
With or without
The words.

3
If I don’t write it down,
The words race away
Like a hit and run driver.
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Drawings: Little Monsters

By Jack Brummet

click to enlarge

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Monday, January 14, 2013

A day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson

Found by Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Ed.





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Drawing: Hobo signs

By Jack Brummet


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