Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Greatest Story Ever Told - Lyrics by Robert Hunter-Bob Weir-Mickey Hart



The Greatest Story Ever Told


Moses come riding up on a quasar
His spurs was a-jingling, the door was ajar
His buckle was silver, his manner was bold
I asked him to come on in out of the cold
His brain was boiling, his reason was spent
Nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent
I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun
Now and again these things just got to be done

Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
Get right to work if you have any sense
You know the one thing we need is a left-hand monkey wrench

Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
Says, "you ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door"
Moses stood up a full six foot ten
Said "you can't close the door when the wall's caved in"
I asked him for water he poured me some wine
We finished the bottle then broke into mine
You get what you come for, you're ready to go
And it's one in ten thousand done come for the show

Abraham and Isaac digging on a well
Mama come quick with the water witch spell
Cool clear water where you can't never tell
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Poem: I'm agnostic about atheism


Credit for the images of the Horsehead nebula goes to NASA. Click to enlarge.


Scientists say
When a star is born,
Pandemonium reigns

In a cosmic soup
Of emission nebulas, hydrogen, dust nebulas,
Dark absorption nebulas of dust,

And other stars that spawn and explode.
After tens of millions years more,
The gas and the dust disperse

And an open cluster
Of survivors
Remain.

The stars rotate and revolve
And shimmy and shake
At their own pace.

Billions and billions
Of stars and planets
Largely steer clear

Of one another,
Forging patterns
And rhythms in the cosmos.

The stars sing, the planets hum,
And you wonder why
I'm agnostic about atheism.
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Painting: The Explosion


Click to enlarge The Explosion
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Compensation for alien abduction victims?



A German attorney has decided to bolster his bottom line by filing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens. Jens Lorek bases his claims on a German law that compensates kidnap victims. . .Terrestrial kidnap victims.



"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Lorek told Reuters by telephone. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court." Click here to read the Reuters story.
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Monday, October 09, 2006

Digital painting:

Speaker Hastert Failed To Act On Page Scandal Because He Was 'Intimately Linked' To Foley



According to Capitol Hill sources, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert failed to act on the Mark Foley matter because he was engaged in a sexual relationship with the Representative.

"Yeah, it's true," an aide to a mid-west congressman admitted to All This Is That. "The Speaker has apparently been putting the wood to Mark Foley for a while now. And when this whole mess came up, it was a little awkward. To say the least. But not as awkward as it would become."

"One of the Speaker's aides told me," he continued. "It was rumored all over The Hill. And let's face it, you're a lot safer having sex with a congressman than you are with a pickup or escort, or intern. Whatever. No way in hell will the Congressman out you."

"You're just not going to
bust someone you've
been schtupping are
you? "


Another aide said "Yeah, Hastert sat on his hands when he heard the Foley stories. It was a conflict of interest. You're just not going to bust someone you've been schtupping are you? Anything other than benign inaction would have brought Hastert down too. Somehow when the whole thing blew up last week, Foley went down like a good soldier. He could have taken the scorched earth option. . .and he didn't."

A former aide to Speaker Dennis Hastert told All This Is That "What saved Denny's ass is that the the mid-terms are so close. Half the Hill knows why he let the Foley matter slide, but if they do anything at all it's means we lose a few more seats. . .and, as you know, we no longer have seats to lose. Foley doesn't have anything to lose, but then do you really want to advertise the fact that the Speaker's been rogering you?"
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Sunday, October 08, 2006

Schematic of the November 7 mid-term elections


click image to enlarge
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Once You Get A Taste Of Rick Danko. . .


Click the ad to enlarge. . .

If you want to see Rick Danko performing (and you should!) It Makes No Difference in The Last Waltz, click here. Of course, you'll also get to see Garth Hudson step away from his Lowery organ and play a wonderful solo on his curved soprano saxaphone...
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Friday, October 06, 2006

Growing Up In Kent, Washington: Tarheels, Hayseeds, Hicks, Hillbillies, and Crackers

Growing up in Kent, Washington, most of our moms, and none of our dads, went to school after the 8th grade. They went to work on the farm, or in town, if they had lost the farm during The Depression. Most of them enlisted when they were old enough to lie their way into The Army.

The kids on the hill, including my future wife, had parents that went to college and made a little money. Down in the valley, the only thing we shared with the hill dwellers was the town itself, school, and the annual Cabbage Festival. In the valley, our cars and pickups were ten years old. The houses were a hodgepodge of rambling additions tacked onto tiny post-war structures. At least part of our food came from hunting, fishing, and foraging. We ate venison and steelhead at times. Our dads brewed their own beer and sometimes made wooden toys in a friend's shop. They also built home-made vacation trailers and rowboats.

Our fathers grew up in rural Washington, Oklahoma, Wyoming, The Dakotas and Carolinas, Kansas, Arkansas, and Idaho. We were descended (again, mostly on our fathers' sides) from tarheels, hillbillies, and crackers. Our mothers grew up in Western Washington, where our fathers ended up after the war. In 1945, they mustered out of the service in Bremerton or Fort Lewis, and liked the mild weather, the trees, and the fishing and hunting. Instead of going back to the farms on the prairies, they stayed.

We bought our clothes from J.C. Penney or the Sears & Roebuck catalog store. When (and if) we went on vacation, we camped. We went out for dinner once or twice a year, to Colonel Sanders or the A & W Root Beer Stand. I learned to swim in the Green River (the same river in which I was baptized) and got to swim in a pool once a year, with the Cub Scouts. The water was warm, and blue, and to this day, the smell of chlorine reminds me of wealth.

I didn't know anyone who had been divorced, except my dad's brothers, Uncle Romey and Uncle Gould. I never knew a mother who worked outside the home until I was eighteen. Every single kid's father had been in the army or navy, and in my case, both.

A few of the fathers were lucky, smart, or ambitious enough to get a business going, but mostly they worked in construction or Teamster jobs. There were no shopkeepers or clerks in this crowd. They were too physical for that. Those sorts of jobs would have seemed a little swish anyhow. Everyone's dad was periodically fired or laid off. None of my friends were destitute--our parents had enough money for clothes, food, and a trip to the movies or a comic book once in a while (thirty-five cents and twelve cents respectively), but at any given moment, every single one of us were exactly one paycheck from poverty.

When our dads were unemployed, we were eligible for government surplus food commodities. I remember going to a vast warehouse in Auburn to pick up cornmeal, margarine, canned "meat," nonfat dry milk, powdered eggs, canned peas and spinach, rolled oats, sugar, and peanut butter. My old man made Slugger's dogfood from some of the cornmeal and canned beef.

Growing up in Kent, Washington (pop. 3,200; now an incredible 85,000), the only place I ever ever heard words like "negro" or "black" were on T.V. The Japanese, Filipino, and Mexican families were mostly ignored. Had African-Americans had a larger presence, race would have been a far more important issue. The Japanese families that returned to Kent after the war, following their release from internment camps in Idaho, were mostly exempted, while the full brunt of racism was focused on the blacks. The words to describe our black brothers and sisters were coon, nigger, spook, spearchucker, darky, and jungle bunny. According to Dictionary.com, "The term nigger is now probably the most offensive word in English."

An early memory from childhood is of putting a nickel in my mouth, and hearing "Don't put that in your mouth! A nigger could have touched it."
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Painting: Grey, No. 17