Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The finger, the wanker, the cuckoo sign, the shocker, rock horns, the shaka sign, and more (ATIT greatest hits)

By Mona Goldwater & Pablo Fanque

This article first appeared on All This Is That in 2006.  According to Google, it is one of our "greatest hits."  Every few weeks, we try to print a blast from the past. Having just discovered the great photo of Josef Stalin thumbing his noce at his bodyguard, we decided to update the article and include him.

The finger, the wanker, the cuckoo sign, the shocker, rock horns, the shaka sign, and more

by Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor



Click to enlarge. Vice-President Rockefeller gives the finger to a
group of hecklers.

The finger - (e.g., "giving" someone the finger), is an extremely popular hand gesture made by extending the middle finger of the hand while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle. It's can perhaps be a softer way of saying "f*** you". In other countries, the OK sign means the same thing. President Bush can be seen in the montage below, performing the gesture. The finger can be extremely hostile, or, among friends, it can just be another way of saying "yeah, right."




This variant was sent by Mark Yeend, who called it the "fake flip off"
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The Bent Elbow is a theatrical, Italian version of The Finger, and is sometimes combined with the finger. In Italian it is known as the gesto dell'ombrello, meaning "the umbrella gesture." It is typically used two ways: 1) to answer "no way!" in an extremely emphatic (and quite vulgar) way, and 2) after a triumph against some unfair enemy, with a sense of revenge.
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The Sssshhh sign... (Thanks to Mark Yeend)
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The Fig sign - The sign of the fig is a highly insulting hand gesture used, so far as I know, only in Italy (perhaps in other places, too.) It is made by making a fist, with the thumb inserted between the index and middle fingers. The gesture allegedly represents the female genitalia, although I really don't see the resemblance. . .
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The cuckoo sign. A hard sign to illustrate, because it is active. It is used to indicate a person in the room is unbalanced. Kids sometimes use it in a sort of rebus: You (pointing toward a person) + drive (gesture showing two hands moving a steering wheel) + me (point toward self) + crazy (the cuckoo sign). Normally, the gesture is made by pointing your index finger at your head and tracing circles with the finger. It's a little bit old school, and you don't see it much anymore.
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The beckoning sign. Another active sign. The "come here" gesture. You hold your fist clenched. The finger moves repeatedly towards the gesturer (in a hook) as to draw something closer. It is normally seen as condescending because it is a command. It is sometimes performed with the four fingers, or the entire hand.
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The blah blah sign /the yak yak gesture. The fingers are kept straight and together in a horizontal fashion while the thumb is held out straight. The fingers and thumb then snap together repeatedly to suggest a mouth talking. Sort of like a duck's mouth. It is used to indicate that a person is pointlessly flapping their gums.
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The time out sign. Used in sporting events, and sometimes in normal conversation. In conversation it can mean "let's take a break," "please quite talking about this," or "stop arguing."
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The benediction sign. Used by pontiffs and emperors (and, I think, Priests) as a blessing sign. Click on this link to see the Benediction gesture, on a coin of Emperor Constantine.
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Crossed fingers - Crossing the first two fingers is a good luck sign around the world, mainly, however, in Christian countries. One theory posits that when Christianity was illegal, the crossing of fingers was a secret sign for Christians to recognise each other. The gesture sometimes is used to negate something spoken (if you tell someone "you look fabulous" with your fingers crossed, you were probably not telling the truth).
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Rock horns/hook 'em horns/devil horns
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The OK sign________________________________________________


The shaka sign is the "hang loose" gesture. It is similar to American Sign Language letter "Y", where a fist is also made with only the thumb and pinky extended. The sign is often followed by waving as a greeting or acknowledgement--"thanks for letting me on the freeway!"________________________________________________



Call me. These days it might be a gesture you make to someone across the floor of a nightclub.
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Thumbs up
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Thumbs down - We think--from watching all those Cecil B. DeMille style sand and sandals epics--that the thumbs down gesture means "kill him!" In fact, scholars just aren't sure whether the gesture means kill him, or spare him...thumbs down meaning, "no, spare him," and thumbs up meaning "yes, kill him!"
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The stop gesture - In the U.S., this is the stop gesture. In Greece, however, it has a slightly different meaning: "I rub feces in your face!"
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The Vulcan salute ("live long and prosper").

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The wanker sign. . .I probably don't need to explain this one.
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Biting the thumb at anyone was once a mark of contempt, usually designed to provoke a quarrel. . .it also means to defy. ``Do you bite your thumb at us?'' -Wm. Shakespeare
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The choke sign - The gesture refers to someone or something "choking" in the sense of failing under pressure. It generally refers to someone involved in an athletic event, although I have heard it used in the business world too.
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The cutthroat sign is usually used for one of two things: to warn someone to quit talking or suffer the consequences. Or to say "He's a dead man."
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The Bang Bang, or, gun sign
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nose thumbing/queen anne's fan - This is a mild mocking gesture.  Here are some prime examples from both Karl V. Rove and Josef Stalin. . .




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The shocker - A sexually-charged, gesture in which the ring finger and thumb are curled down, with the other fingers extended. The index and middle fingers touch, and the back of the hand faces away from the gesturer. The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the pinky finger into the nearby exit aperture (the "shocker"). The shocker is sometimes considered vulgar. Did I just write sometimes? There are dozens of rhyming phrases for this gesture, like "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
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The gag me sign - This is the only photo I could find of this gesture. I'm not sure, but the gesture may have originated with "Valley Speak," the idiom of the kids of the San Fernando Valley. I do remember the Valley Speak phrase "gag me with a spoon." I'm sure this gesture was around along before the 80s.
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Victory Sign - V for victory. A lot of us remember this as being one of Sir Winston Churchill's signatures. In this photo, President Richard Nixon used the sign at the moment of his greatest disgrace. . .he was leaving Washington D.C., having resigned the Presidency. Moments after this 'chopper took off, Gerald Ford became President and Nixon landed later that day in California, as a civilian.

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Let's get high - Tommy Chong in a vidcap from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno demonstrates this gesture.
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Saturday, March 19, 2011

The best Funkadelic video ever

The best Funkadelic video ever.  Guitar player Gary Shider, who died this year, sings this one (if you've ever seen P Funk, he's the guy who wears the diaper).I've seen them play twice...once with Gary, once without.  Lots of great Manhattan scenes in this video...


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A wonderful flyby animation of Saturn using only photographs from Cassini


5.6k Saturn Cassini Photographic Animation from stephen v2 on Vimeo.
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The Lost Painting by Jack Brummet

This is a lost painting I did about ten years ago. . .lost in the sense that I don't know who owns it. I have been scanning slides and old photos, and ran into a photo someone took that has this part of the painting in the photo.  All I remember about it is that it is done with pen and acrylic on canvas and that it was 2 x 3 feet.

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Dune Sasquatch

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Friday, March 18, 2011

Polls show Charlie Sheen beating Sarah Palin and Barack Obama

By Pablo Fanque
National Affairs Editor
Illustrations by Jack Brummet, Photo (c) charliesheen.com






A new poll  by PublicPolicyPolling.blogspot.com shows that in a head to head run for President, independent voters would favor Charlie Sheen over Ex-Governor Sarah Palin for President by a 41/36 margin.  Democrats would support him 44-24 and Republican/Tea Party voters prefer Sheen over President BHO by a 37-28.  But then, they would probably also prefer Idi Amin or Field Marshall Goering over BHO too....


And it's more than just fruitcake independents supporting the warlock. Democrats would support him by a 44-24 margin for president over Palin and Republicans would support him 37-28 over Obama.
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A great video by Joel Edwards of scenic Seattle

The Emerald City - A Scenic Short Film


This is probably one of the reasons I moved back to Seattle twice, from some pretty stiff competition--NYC and San Francisco.

by Joel Edwards

"Last year I went to Seattle to shoot a commercial spot with the Deadliest Catch Captains. Seattle is one of my favorite spots in the U.S.A. - so I booked a few extra days and drove around the area shooting B-Roll for a few days. " - Shot on Panasonic HPX 300 - AVCI-100


Emerald City - A Scenic Short Film from KMP VIDEO Chicago on Vimeo.
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

SoS Hillary Clinton will not remain in office if Obama is re-elected

By Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor
Illustration by Jack Brummet

In an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said that she would complete her term as SoS, but would not serve again should The President be re-elected.  She also told Blitzer she would not run for either Vice-President or President.

Fascinating.  I think if she wanted to make a run for President, she could probably come as close as last time.  And if Obama for some reason does not run, it seems like she would be the front runner, and would end up #Winning!  And, on top of that, I think she's been a very good Secretary of State.



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A spooky herd of charlatans, pinheads, and miscreants: The 2012 Democratic and Republican/Tea Party Presidential Candidates

By Jack Brummet, Presidents Editor
with research by Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor



On Tuesday, November 6, 2012, we go to the polls (a misnomer now) for the 57th quadrennial presidential election.  About all that seems certain to us is that of the real candidates, Barack Obama, Newt Gingrich, and Mitt Romney will be running.  [ed's note:  you might take this with a few grains of salt--All This Is That completely blew our calls on both the 2004 and 2008 elections].  As far as we know, only Randall Terry, the pro-life activist/founder of Operation Rescue from New York, who jumped from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party [ed's note: why?] has actually announced.
 
We want to put up a list we can revisit once a month or so to keep track of the prospects.
 
The following people have sworn they will not run:
 
  • Representative Dennis Kucinich of Ohio
  • Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York
  • Former Governor Howard Dean of Vermont
  • Former Senator Russ Feingold of Wisconsin
  • Former U.S. Senate Nominee Sharron Angle of Nevada: "bottom line, no."
  • Senator Scott Brown of Massachusetts: Says that he is running for re-election to the Senate.
  • Former Governor Jeb Bush of Florida: he was asked whether the door remained closed on a run. "Yes", was his reply.
  • Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey: Has many times rejected the idea of running for president, saying he has no desire to run and has more power to get things done as governor of New Jersey. "short of suicide, I don't really know what I'd have to do to convince you people that I'm not running."  But then, last week, he said he could win if he DID run.  In any case, give him props for the best denial.
  • Senator Bob Corker of Tennessee: "absolutely not".
  • Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina: Told CNN "No, I am not."
  • Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana: "I'm not being coy at all. I'm not running for president in 2012. Period. No ifs, ands or buts, no caveats." He says he wants to run for a second term as governor.
  • Governor Bob McDonnell of Virginia: "I'm not running for anything. I'm thrilled to be governor of Virginia."
  • Businessman Carl Paladino of New York: Said he is not running for president.
  • Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky: A spokesman said "I can promise you that he is not running for anything."
  • Representative Mike Pence of Indiana: Says he will not run, but expressed interest in the governorship of Indiana, saying that his "calling is closer to home."
  • Governor Rick Perry of Texas: Has said "I don't want to be president of the United States. I'm not going to run for the presidency of the United States."
  • General David Petraeus of New York: "I thought I'd said no about as many ways as I could. I really do mean no... I've tried Shermanesque responses... I've tried quoting the country song, 'What Part of No Don't You Understand?'... I feel very privileged to be able to serve our country. I'm honored to continue to do that as long as I can contribute, but I will not, ever, run for political office, I can assure you. And again, we have said that repeatedly and I'm hoping that people realize at a certain point you say it so many times that you could never flip, and start your career by flip-flopping into it."
  • Senator Marco Rubio of Florida: "I wanted to be a U.S. senator, not a vice presidential candidate, not a presidential candidate".
  • Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin: Said in an interview, "I'll give you as Shermanesque a quote as I can: I am not going to run for president. I'm just not going to do it. My head's not that big, and my kids are too small."
  • Senator John Thune of South Dakota: On his official website, Thune stated: "I have received encouragement from family, friends, colleagues, and supporters from across South Dakota and the country to run for the presidency of the United States... at this time, I feel that I am best positioned to fight for America’s future here in the trenches of the United States Senate."
  • Representative Allen West of Florida: "well of course not"
The following people have either formed exploratory committees, are actively visiting the early primary/caucus states, and beating the hustings for donations, and/or have not denied they are running:

GOP/Tea Party

 
  • Newt Gingrich - former U.S. Speaker of the House of Representatives from Georgia
  • Herman Cain - businessman and radio talk show host from Georgia
  • Fred Karger - political consultant and gay activist from California
  • Jimmy McMillan - perennial candidate from New York
  • Buddy Roemer - former Governor of Louisiana
  • Ex-Governor Mitt Romney
  • Ex-Governor Mike Huckabee
  • Congressman Mike Pence
  • Governor Tim Pawlenty
  • Ex-Ambassador John Bolton
  • Ex-Governor Haley Barbour
  • Senator John Thune
  • Governor Mitch Daniels
  • Donald Trump
  • Ex-Governor Sarah Palin
  • Ex-Senator Rick Santorum
  • Congressperson Michele Bachmann
  • Former Senator Judd Gregg
  • Ex-Governor and U.S. Ambassador Jon Huntsman, Jr.
  • Former Governor Gary E. Johnson of New Mexico
  • Representative Steve King of Iowa
  • Ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani
  • Ex-Governor Bob Riley
  • Representative Ron Paul
  • Ex-Governor George Pataki

 Democrats

  •  Ex-Senator Mike Gravel of Alaska
  • Ex-Congressman Alan Grayson
  • Ex-U.S. Senate nominee Alvin Greene of South Carolina

Green Party

 
  • Former Socialist Party VP candidate Stewart Alexander

Libertarian Party

 
  • R. Lee Wrights
  • Stewart Alexander
 "Independent" candidates

 
  • Robert "Naked Cowboy" Burck,
  • Joe Schriner
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