Four iPad face drawings by Jack Brummet

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FBI Agent Harris warns Tony Soprano about "that problem in Brooklyn"

By Jack Brummet

This is a great piece of dialogue, and a pivotal moment in the next-to-last episode ("The Blue Comet") of The Sopranos--this, and the last episode, "Made In America." are two of the great moments of television, ever. . .

FBI Agent Harris: "Remember that thing I told you about that was supposed to happen last year?  Your problem with Brooklyn?  It's on again, possibly.  You.  Maybe people close to you.  If it was really solid you would have been warned officially by the Newark office.  But my colleague in Brooklyn. . .the one with the collaborator.  The snitch is implying the wheels have already been set in motion."

Tony:  Implyin'.

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The golden-throated hobo, Ted Williams, of Columbus, Ohio

By Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor

This is a very sweet story, mainly because it looks like he's getting a second chance...all of a sudden this video is all over the internets, and maybe, as a result, Ted Williams will get a shot at a new life.  I hope so.  What a voice!

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Painting by Jack Brummet - My Parole Officer

By Jack Brummet

This painting began life as a 2' x 3' acrylic painting on a silk "canvas."  This is a digitally processed version...

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Middle finger of the day No. 15 - More kid fingers (do the parents ever feel a little guilty about this?)

By Pablo Fanque and Mona Goldwater





You do have to wonder a little if these photos won't be ones the parents regret taking, arranging. . .and then posting on the internet?  We also posted one previous set of youthful fingers here. . .

Shock and Awe

Mournful finger?

Sure,. why not?

Ginger finger

Lake finger

Hola finger

Double trouble

Random middle finger?

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One Day To Go Until We Get The Bone: Rep. John Boehner becomes SOTH on January 5th, 2011

By Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor






Rep. John Boehner will be anointed Speaker of the House on January 5th, 2011.  For us, the question is not whether or not he will cry, but exactly how much he will cry.  We're betting on a few modest and relatively discreet teardrops, but hoping for a massive deluge of waterworks. . .

click to enlarge The Bone

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Frank Zappa sets the record straight on the ca-ca rumors

By Mona Goldwater, Rock & Roll Correspondent

Frank Zappa once wrote, in response to persistent rumors that he defecated on stage (or ate s*** in a gross out contest):

"For the record, folks; I never took a s*** on stage and the closest I ever came to eating s*** anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973."

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John Roderick performs "Not Moving To Portland"

John Roderick of The Long Winters performs Not Moving To Portland at The Triple Door in Seattle last summer.  In between songs, he is probably the funniest performer I have ever seen. 

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Poem by Jack Brummet: The fleeting and migratory nature of inspiration

If  you don't write it down,
Type it, or record it,


It's gone,
Like a hit and run driver


Or a pickpocket
Merging into the crowd
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The Year of the Boehner & the incoming Speaker of the House's thoughts on tanning

By Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor

Like it or not, 2011 will be The Year of The Boehner.  Soon-to-be-Speaker of the House John Boehner recently expressed his thoughts on tanning to The Wall Street Journal:  "I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product," he said.  He went on to explain that his twelve brothers and sisters, and his mother, also have the same sun-burnished look.

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Middle finger of the day No. 14 - 13 more celebrity fingers: Stan Lee, Bob Weir, Charles Barkeley, Steve Jobs, Christina Aguilera, Dan Hicks, Verne Troyer (a/k/a "mini-me"), Jim Carrey, Jessica Simpson, Alicia Keys, Ex-PM Jose Maria Aznar, Stewie

By Pablo Fanque and Mona Goldwater






Isaiah 58:9 says, "If you remove the yoke from your midst, the pointing of the finger, and speaking wickedness, and if you give yourself to the hungry, and satisfy the desire of the afflicted, then your light will rise in darkness, and your gloom will become like midday;" or, in short, a finger pointed in scorn is not an act of which God approves.

The Old Testament warns about the evil of the finger.  Yeah, we try to provide a which off context and scholarship around these middle finger images, and yeah, we also know you don't really want to know the sociology behind all this. . .so, on with the show.

The Legendary Stan Lee

Bobby Weir

Steve Jobs

Jessica Simpson

Alicia Keys

Verne Troyer a/k/a mini-me

Charles Barkeley

Dan Hicks

William Shatner

Christina Aguilera

Ex-PM Jose Maria Aznar

Stewie

Jim Carrey

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The Republican March To 2012: a wondrous collection of pinheads, charlatans, mountebanks, narcissists, and third-rate grifters

      By Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor

Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor

 

The GOP Presidential candidates are charging out like clowns from a clown-car.  Of course, getting in to The Show early, or even just announcing, is pretty cheap.  And it increases your cash flow, your paid trips, marketability, and even perceived gravitas.  Democrats on the other hand are holding back.  To declare against a sitting President is generally an exercise in futility and, at times, a near-suicidal political act.  However, strong candidates have pulled it off (most notably Bobby Kennedy, whom we did not get to see go the distance) and won roles at the convention, and promises of plum diplomatic jobs or cabinet positions. 

Congressman Pence

Politico reports the House Republican Conference Chairman from Indiana is considering stepping down from his GOP leadership post to prepare for a possible presidential run in 2012. 'Though the 2010 mid-term election is just barely over, the pressure is on Pence and other GOP hopefuls to state their intentions.

Ex-Governor Romney

Mitt Romney has already been running for a couple of years, really ever since the night he conceded to John McCain during the primaries.  He seems to us like one of the more plausible candidates to whom Democrats might defect (maybe his biggest appeal to Dems and most horrifying to GOP/Tea Party members is the pretty excellent health care system that he pushed for in Mass.).   We think his religion is no roadblock.  Yeah, we don't think a Hari Krishna will become president soon, but a Mormon?  Sure, why not?  We are fine with a Jewish or Moslem president, but don't think that happens anytime soon.

Ex-Governor Huckabee

Ex-Governor Mike Huckabee won the Iowa primaries last time around, had a huge buzz...and for a few weeks, he was the "It Guy," appearing on the cover of Newsweek, and was the focus of numerous political talk shows. He may or may not run.  He seems to like his current FOX news gig. [Ed's Note: nearly half of the GOP hopefuls and toe-dippers are on the FOX payroll in some form or another.]

Ex-Speaker (and architect of the Contract On America) Gingrich

Newt Gingrich, another FOX hack. . .who knows? We guess he will indeed run.  Newt is a guy who craves the limelight.

Governor Pawlenty

Tim Pawlenty could be running...he is visiting several key, early primary states.  He has a book out.  He was maybe Number Two on McCain's VP list.  But alas, he has a personality like shirt cardboard.   His Q factor is virtually zero.

John Bolton

John Bolton, the neocon diplomat (and former undersecretary of state) has publicly toyed with the idea.  He may jump in for a primary or two if he can get enough of his fat cat friends to pony up enough cash to make a short, respectable run. 

Guvnah Barbour

Haley Barbour, the (once) well-thought of Governor may have killed his changes recently with racially insensitive--no, inflammatory--remarks on how nice the south was back in "the good old days."

Senator Thune

John Thune, who, a few years ago, stomped Democratic powerhouse Tom Daschle in South Dakota, is textbook politically handsome.  And like Tim Pawlenty. . .about as exciting as yesterday's oatmeal.

Governor Daniels

Mitch Daniels (Governor of Indiana) dismissed a presidential run in June 2009, saying "I've only ever run for or held one office. It's the last one I'm going to hold."   In February 2010 he told a Washington Post reporter that he was open to the idea of running in 2012. 

The Donald

Donald Trump has made some noise about making a Presidential run.  It's hard to see how a national joke could get much traction in Iowa or New Hampshire.

Ex-Governor Palin (painting by Jack Brummet)

Sarah Palin.   She's certainly open to the idea--if not the reality--of running for President.  If she does make a go of it, it will be fascinating watching her in those early primaries.

Ex-Senator Santorum

Rick Santorum, the former Pennsylvania Senator who was obliterated in the 2006 election, may just be tempted to run.  Another FOX guy.  He is almost in the national joke category, along with Trump.  He is probably best known for his positions on the U.S. invasion of Iraq, Social Security, intelligent design, homosexuality, and the long-forgotten Terri Schiavo case.

Governor Christie

Chris Christie--a guy we think could go all the way.  He's a Republican who is seen by his own party as soft on immigration; is against gay marriage, but in favor of civil unions (just like President Obama!); is not strong with the pro-gun lobby; favors medical marijuana; and while opposed to it, is soft on abortion and doesn't believe it is the state's duty to ram it down the throats of the people.   However, the Tea Party wing of the party does not take a blue dog approach.  You're either with them, or against them.  With all the other neo-con and tea-party alternatives, it's hard to see how Christie could ever garner much support within his own party.

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