Thursday, March 14, 2013

How to hypnotize a chicken

By Jack Brummet, Unexplained Phenomena Ed.

Thanks to Jeff Clinton! 


An illustration of a hypnotized chicken from an 18th century book by the famous Jesuit scientist Athanasius Kircher

OK, it's not technically hypnotizing chickens, but more properly, causing tonic immobility[1].   It is related to snake charming, which you have probably seen in cartoons, or B Movies.

A chicken can be put into a trance/hypnotized/lulled into tonic immobility by holding its head against the ground, and then drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and then running out in front of the chicken. A chicken hypnotized like this will will sit in a trance for anywhere between between 15 seconds and 30 minutes.


In the The  1985 Old Farmer’s Almanac, Linda Riggins wrote about hypnotized chickens:
“A bird will stay hypnotized for a couple of seconds, minutes, or hours,” says White, although in her demonstrations they’re “out” for only minutes.  Regardless of the method used, a sudden movement or loud noise will bring the  chicken out of the hypnotic trance.

"White adds, 'Pheasants go out faster than any other bird. Wild pheasants are  very nervous and high-strung, and usually very easy to hypnotize.' In her  demonstrations, she is protective of pheasants, because after they come out of  hypnosis, they are likely to hurt themselves unless they are carefully  monitored. Noting that domestic birds are more difficult to hypnotize than wild  ones, she suggests that one reason may be wild birds are using a survival skill  when they submit to hypnosis.

"White has reported the results of her experiments at several New Jersey  science conferences and fairs. In one of her studies of 11 birds, the heart and  respiration rates, when measured five minutes after hypnosis, were significantly  lower than in the pre-hypnotic state. For example, in a Bantam White Cochin  cock, the heart rate before hypnosis was 457 beats per minute and after hypnosis  372. The rates for this bird’s respiration were 22 and 20 breaths per minute,  respectively. The temperatures of nine of these birds went down or were  unchanged in the posthypnotic state."
Interestingly enough, in press briefings, the U.S. military--when trying to avoid divulging information, gives reporters briefings with 20 minutes of intentionally dull PowerPoint presentations and 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone who is still awake. Those presentations are called hypnotizing chickens around The Pentagon.



[1] From the Wikipedia page on tonic immobility:  "Tonic immobility is a natural state of paralysis that animals enter, in most cases when presented with a threat. Some scientists relate it to mating in certain animals like the shark.

"Some sharks can be placed in a tonic state. The shark remains in this state of paralysis for an average of fifteen minutes before it recovers. Scientists have exploited this phenomenon to study shark behaviour. The effects of chemical shark repellent have been studied to test effectiveness and to narrow down dose sizes, concentrations, and time to awaken."
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Photograph: Pope Francis 1.1

Photo by Jack Brummet 


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Three actual books: The Long Journey Of Mister Poop, The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories, and Goodbye Testicles

By Jack Brummet, Books Editor


It sounds so much more classy when you say "El Gran Viaje del SeƱor Caca," and, yes, it is available on Amazon.  As someone pointed out to me earlier in the day, what could possibly be in the valise?


All of these books are in print, and available on Amazon...

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Cooking with Jack No. 4 - Chicken and Rice recipe

By Jack Brummet






The Chicken 

Take a 3 1/2- 4 1/2  pound chicken, skin it, rinse off, and take off some of the yellow fat.  Place the chicken in a fairly deep pot, and add water or chicken stock to cover by one inch.). 

Add to the pot: 

  • 1 diced carrot
  • 1 diced celery stalk
  • Three cloves of garlic, chopped
  • one chopped onion
  • salt and fresh ground pepper
  • one or two bay leaves

Bring to a boil, turn the heat down, and simmer very slowly for about 50 minutes.  Take out the chicken and let it cool a bit so you can dismember it. Keep the stock for the rice, below.

After the chicken has cooked about 40 minutes, start the rice -- which is risotto style. 

The Rice


  • 2 cups  Valencia, Arborio, or short grain rice
  • 1/2 onion chopped
  • 2-3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 6+ cups of the stock from the chicken
  • a pinch of freshly ground nutmeg
  • salt and fresh ground pepper
  • a handful of sliced mushrooms (optional)


Heat a shallow pan or skillet.  Put one tbs.each olive oil and butter in a pan.  Add two or three cloves chopped garlic, and half a chopped onion.   Saute over medium heat two minutes. Add 2 cups rice. Let the rice cook for a couple of minutes, stirring all the time.  Add two cups of the hot chicken stock.  Let cook and stir.  Every few minutes add more chicken stock to the rice and cook it down. 

Dismember the chicken into 8 pieces..  Cut off the legs and cut into two--leaving a thigh and a drumstick.  Cut off the wings and then cut off the bony tips.  Take off the breasts and remove the meat.  Toss the carcass into the chicken stock (to make more stock for later).

Finish up the rice with a couple grinds of nutmeg and check the seasoning.  And it's done!
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Alien Lore No. 246 - A wave of Grey and UFO photos

By Jack Brummet, Alien Lore Ed.

In recent months, a wave of "real" alien photos have appeared on various websites, blogs, Picasa, Flickr, and Tumblr.



In January, The Bangkok Post ran a photo of an alien on a beach in Thailand:


The Open Minds UFO investigation site explains that these alien photos began appearing not long after the release of the special effects app., Camera360 app for Android. phones. The app. allows users to easily incorporate lightning, UFOs, Greys, and other effects into photos.



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Drawing: Faces No. 375 - TSA profile victim

By Jack Brummet



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Faces No. 374 - The Proctor

Drawing by Jack Brummet


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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Poem: Autopsy of a President

By Jack Brummet, Presidents Editor


From Andy Rash's blog Iotacons - http://iotacons.blogspot.com/.  Used with permission.



Weak character coupled with an honored place
Half-baked knowledge with big plans

And limited reason with heavy responsibility
Will not escape disaster.
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Monday, March 11, 2013

Five years ago today on ATIT: It wasn't the babes, it was the bucks: Eliot Spitzer brings down yet another prostitution ring

By Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Ed

It wasn't the babes, it was the bucks, according to Brian Ross on the ABC News website. And get this: they're thinking of prosecuting him under an obscure law for "structuring," which is more or less money laundering to cover up the source of cash (which is just what he did). Curiously, this is the third prostitution ring the former Attorney General of New York brought down. . .this one by accident.

"The federal investigation of a New York prostitution ring was triggered by Gov. Eliot Spitzer's suspicious money transfers, initially leading agents to believe Spitzer was hiding bribes, according to federal officials. "

They didn't start out investigating the hookers prostitutes call girls escorts. It was Spitzer they were onto after his bank notified the feds of suspicious financial activity. The FBI uncovered his emails and wiretapped his phones. It seems Elliott didn't follow his own advice:
"Never talk when you can nod, and never nod when you can wink, and never write an e-mail because it's death. You're giving prosecutors all the evidence we need," Spitzer told ABC News two years ago.
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It's A Family Affair by Sly & The Family Stone (and happy 70th birthday to Sly)


By Jack Brummet, Music Ed.

Happy 70th birthday to Sly Stone a/k/a Sylvester Stewart later this week... [listen in, but ignore the strange marina footage...what did that have to do with anything?].  We forget now, but Sly changed music with one of the first interracial rock/funk/soul bands with women and men, white and black. And he turned music on its ear, adding funk and rock, guitars, and women into the mix. He did this in 1968, and we still haven't caught up. Motown and Volt/Stax never really recovered.

BT Dubs...this is one of my favorite songs to sing at karaoke.  The best version was at a family function with Keelin and my sisters in law on the chorus and me on those rough-edged vocals.



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Sunday, March 10, 2013

"It's Skookum" — Notes on a Pacific Northwest word

By Jack Brummet, Pacific Northwest Ed.

The Skookum apple brand has been around forever; it's still around. People say this is
 the most famous apple logo/label of all time. It's been reprinted in all sorts of media.

Having grown up and lived much of my life in the Pacific NW, I have often heard the word skookum used as definition one—usually "everything's great," "everything is just fine,"  or even as a synonym for another favorite word, copacetic [def.: In excellent order.]  One of my favorite place names in the region is Skookumchuck.  In Canada, there are several legends of people named Skookum something.  And a real person, known as Skookum Jim, was one of the discoverers of the Klondike goldfields in the Yukon.  There is also a breed of dwarf cat called a Skookum.



A Skookum cat. Skookums are curly-haired, big-eyed dwarf cats that weigh between 4 and 7 pounds.

The Wikipedia entry on Skookum:  

"Skookum is a Chinook Jargon word that has come into general use in the Pacific Northwest region of America and some parts of Alberta, Canada."

"The word skookum has three meanings:
  • a word in regional English that has a variety of positive connotations;
  • a monster; similar to the sasquatch.
  • a souvenir doll once common in the United States in tourist areas."


Skookum Dolls in a display case at the Native American Nations Trading Post in Billings, 
Montana,a roadside joint where we have eaten and made pit stops at over the years.

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Saturday, March 09, 2013

Two more paintings by Ex-President George W. Bush - two dogs

By Jack Brummet, Presidents Ed.

Like his GOP predecessor in the White House, President Dwight Eisenhower, Ex-President George Bush has taken up painting.  See our earlier post with several of his paintings here.

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