Friday, December 17, 2010

Sarah Palin running in 2011, or "replenishing the coffers?"

By Pablo Fanque
All This Is That National Affairs Editor







When the calendar turns to 2011 in a couple of weeks, we will nearly officially be in the midst of Campaign 2012.  We may, or may not, discover Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's real intentions.  Is she running?  Is she just appearing to run to jack up the sales of her second book, drive viewers to her Discovery Channel reality show, increase her fees for personal appearances, and boost her ratings on the Fox News Channel?  Or is she really in it to win it, fully intending to sweep through the primaries and caucuses, win the Presidential nomination at the 2012 convention in Tampa, and make "One and Done," a reality by taking out a sitting President? 



The stream of polymedia appearances, and never-ending barrage of commentaries, policy statements, and endorsements issuing from SarahPac, Facebook, and Twitter show that she wants to remain in the spotlight center-stage. . .whether for political or pecuniary reasons.  We will learn her true intentions sometime in the coming year, for better or for worse.

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Mission Statements - Two poems by Jack Brummet


Mission Statement
The army
Has two duties--

To break things, and kill people;
The rest is fluff and overhead.
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Mission Statement, 2


To launch your nefarious enterprise,
You don't need to see
A discounted cash flow analysis.

You only need to know
If the right people
Are in your pocket,

And, if not, then whom
Should be bought off,
Scared off, or bumped off?
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- Poems by Jack Brummet

Middle finger of the day No. 3 - Seven senior fingers

By Pablo Fanque, National Affairs Editor
& Mona Goldwater, Arts and Style Editor

Today's selection are what we shall loosely call senior fingers.   As far as we can tell (and, as you know, many images found on the internet are either unattributed or misattributed), none of the subjects of this set of photos are famous, or even identified. [click images to enlarge]








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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Sean Combs live video of his party goes up in smoke when a model's hair catches fire (she's fine)

P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs apparently video streams all his parties. Things didn't go so well on this one...





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Finger of the day No. 2: four political fingers - President Obama, Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller, President George W. Bush, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

By Pablo Fanque & Mona Goldwater


The photo of Nelson Rockefeller is one of our favorite political photos ever.  It was 1976, and  by then he knew he would not be the nominee for president in 1976.  So, Nelson kicked back and lived the good life as the Vice President.

At a rally, a heckler was hucking verbal garbage at him, and Rocky leaned across the podium and gave him a righteous finger. The photo appeared in newspapers everywhere the next day.  People were offended  a man of such high office and supposed dignity could resort to a crude gesture like the finger.  The rest of us mostly thought it was just awesome a politician could show exactly what he was feeling. 






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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Odds: Poem by Jack Brummet

The Odds


Simple probability
And distributed statistics

Tell us ineluctably
That the more times

You stick your head
In the lion's mouth,

The more likely it is
that one day, he will close it.
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- Jack Brummet

Middle finger of the day: four musical fingers - Kurt Cobain, Willie Nelson, Tommy Lee, Madonna

 Kurt Cobain, Willie Nelson, Tommy Lee, and Madonna giving the finger to the camera (or camera-person)...




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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Quote of the day, from Anthony Bourdain



"A good laugh, a little context, they go a long ways to bringing one back from the urge to shave one's head, climb a tower, and start shooting pedestrians." - Anthony Bourdain ("The Nasty Bits")
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The Old Ways - Ed McGroaraty's $150 per game 1944 football contract with the Packers

My brother Guy sent me Ed McGroaraty's pro football contract from 1944.  Hey, we'll pay you $150 a game; if you play better, we'll pay you more.  The contract is one page long.  What a different world that was.



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Santa gets some wide exposure

Santa Claus definitely gets some wide exposure this time of the year, from lifeisajoke.com

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Favorite songs of candidates and politicians (and a few hangers-on)

By
Jack Brummet, Social Mores Editor
Mona Goldwater, Style Editor

We recently researched favorite songs of some of our favorite (and many not so favorite) politicians, candidates, and pundits.  We thought this would be a research nightmare...but then figured, naw... remember when someone on an MTV College Town Hall sort of thing asked Bill Clinton whether he wore briefs or boxers; didn't he answer? People must have asked politicians about their favorite songs too...

This was originally inspired by BHO--Jack remembers him telling someone his favorite Dylan song was "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more," and what a perfect choice that was.



Former President Bill Clinton's Presidential museum has released two volumes of his favorite songs.  Volume 1 contains


Miles Davis, "My Funny Valentine"
Nina Simone, I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free"
John Coltrane & Johnny Hartman, "My One and Only Love"
Zoot Sims, "Summertime"
Mahalia Jackson, "Take My Hand, Precious Lord"
Igor Butman, "Nostalgie"
Judy Collins, "Chelsea Morning"
Art Tatum, "There Will Never Be Another You"
Mickey Mangun, "In the Presence of Jehovah"
David Sanborn, "Harlem Nocturne"



Bill's Volume 2 includes songs by: Joan Baez, Elton John, Stan Getz with Charlie Byrd, Carly Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, Sarah McLachlan, Willie Nelson, North Texas Wind Symphony, Van Morrison, John Williams and the President’s Own United States Marine Band,.

Bill O'Reilly gave this list of his five favorite songs to Don Imus.  Jack felt a little strange about one, since it lists at least two of his own favorite songs (Drive My Car, L.A. Woman):


“I Love Music,” by The OJays
“Baby You Can Drive My Car,” by The Beatles
“Just Dance,” by Lady Gaga
“L.A. Woman,” by The Doors
“Kentucky Rain,” by Elvis Presley

Barack Obama: Favorite Bob Dylan song "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more"



Hilary Clinton: Aretha Franklin "Respect"


Ex Governor (and bassist) Mike Huckabee: Stephanopoulos: "What's your favorite song?  Huckabee: "Oh, don't ask that because then you start getting me into stuff, which artist. It's going to most likely be a Mellencamp or Rolling Stones or Beatles song. Maybe Creedence. But can you tell, it's got to be heavy guitar music in there?"

But then, another time, Huck gave this list of his favorite five songs to Don Imus:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand," by The Beatles
"Start Me Up," by The Rolling Stones
"Purple Haze," by Jimi Hendrix
"Freebird," by Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Restless," by Alabama

Political Grateful Dead fans.  While we don't know their favorite songs, we do know that these folks have at various times happily admitted to the press (or even followed the band on the road) that they are DeadHeads, a/k/a fans of The Grateful Dead. As a fellow-traveller, I bet that this list is woefully incomplete.   We Are Everywhere.

(photo of Jerry Garcia, the last time we saw him in Seagttle, in 1995)

Senator Patrick Leahy 
Anne Coulter !?
Tipper Gore
Tucker Carlson (no question on this one...he's had members on his shows). 
Soon to be ex-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.  She had the surviving members play after her swearing in as Speaker.
Majority Leader, Senator Harry Reid:  Quote: "Here, I'll show you the bathroom. This is my prized possession, a signed poster of the Grateful Dead." - from Las Vegas Eyes Witness News
Senator Al Franken - Al was and is a huge Grateful Dead fan (who pressured Lorne Michaels, successfully, to get them on SNL), saw literally hundreds of shows, and I think...appeared on stage with them more than once.

Glen Beck:


"You and I," by Ingrid Michaelson
"Haven't Met You Yet," by Michael Buble
"Bad Romance," by Lady Gaga
"Uprising," by Muse
"Exogenesis: Symphony: Part 3 (Redemption)," by Muse

In 2008, Blender.com listed John McCain and Barack Obama's favorites.  Randy Newman commented on some of their choices:  "McCain has a really likable list. Then again, Hitler liked some good music, you know?" 


Senator Barack Obama:
1. "Ready or Not"  by The Fugees
2. "What's Going On" by Marvin Gaye
3. "I'm On Fire" by  Bruce Springsteen
4. "Gimme Shelter " by The Rolling Stones
5. "Sinnerman" by Nina Simone
6. "Touch the Sky" by Kanye West
7. "You'd Be So Easy to Love"  by Frank Sinatra
8. "Think" by Aretha Franklin
9. "City of Blinding Lights"  by U2
10. "Yes We Can" by will.i.am

Senator John McCain:


 1. "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
2. "Blue Bayou" Roy Orbison
3. "Take a Chance On Me" by ABBA
4. "If We Make It Through December" by Merle Haggard
5. "As Time Goes By" by Dooley Wilson
6. "Good Vibrations" by  The Beach Boys
7. "What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong
8. "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
9. "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
10. "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"  by The Platters



The Reverend Al Sharpton:  "Talking Loud, Saying Nothing," by James Brown. The Reverend called it "James Brown's song about the Republican Party."



Rep. Dennis Kucinich:"Imagine," John Lennon


Ex-Senator John Edwards:  "Small Town," by John Mellencamp.

Ex-Rep. Dick Gephardt: "Born in the USA," By Bruce Springsteen.

Sen. Bob Graham: "Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes," by Jimmy Buffett
A whole bunch of favorites from Don Imus (he regularly asks guests their five favorite songs...we got probably a third of this list from the Imus archives):



Ex-Governor Mitt Romney:

"Friends in Low Places," by Garth Brooks
"Crying," by Roy Orbison
"Let it Be," by The Beatles
"Lying Eyes," by The Eagles
"Like a Rolling Stone," by Bob Dylan
"When I Said I Do," by Clint Black and Lisa Hartman Black


Senator Bob Kerrey:



"Tom Traubert's Blues," by Tom Waits
"I Still Carry You Around," by Steve Earle
"Can't Let Go," by Lucinda Williams
"Romance is a Slow Dance," by Tim O'Brien
"When the Deal Goes Down," by Bob Dylan

Senator John Kerry:


"No Surrender,” by Bruce Springsteen
“Born to Run,” by Bruce Springsteen
“Hey, Jude,” by The Beatles
“Satisfaction,” by The Rolling Stones
Like A Rolling Stone,” by Bob Dylan

Senator John Thune:


"Long Time," by Boston
"Independence Day," by Martina McBride
"Don't Stop Believing," by Journey
"Roll With the Changes," by REO Speedwagon
"Where the Streets Have No Name," by U2

Senator Chris Dodd:


Anything by Roy Orbison
Bobby Darin
Early Beatles Songs
Anything by Patsy Klein
Frank Sinatra
Barbara Streisand

Congressman Ron Paul:




"Universal Soldier," by Donovan
"Alice's Restaurant," by Arlo Gutherie

Congressman Darrell Issa:




"Cats in the Cradle," by Harry Chapin
"Bennie and the Jets," by Elton John
"American Pie," by Don McClain
"Welcome Back," by John B. Sebastian
"Wouldn't It Be Nice," by the Beach Boys
"Take it Easy" or "Hotel California," by the Eagles



Governor David Paterson:

"Beyond The Sea," by Bobby Darin
"Get Up, Stand Up," by Bob Marley
"A Change is Going to Come," by Sam Cooke
"Sister Golden Hair," by America
"Empire State of Mind," by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Claire Brummet and Colin Whitchelo's big screen debut in a Bollywood movie

By Jack Brummet
Travel Editor


Last spring, we met Claire and her BF Colin in India and traveled together for two weeks.  After Keelin and I departed back to America, they continued traveling for another couple of months.  When they went back to Mumbai, they ended up being extras in a Bollywood movie being shot for Christmas release.  This is that movie, and it is scheduled to be released Christmas Eve.  It looks hilarious.

Claire isn't sure where or how they appear in the film, but is pretty sure they appear in the end credits-- those elaborate song and dance routines that often end Indian movies.

"Only once in a blue moon is such a great criminal born who is fearless as well as shameless! And that blue moon happens to be 24th December,2010. Watch the theatrical trailer of the year's most awaited film Tees Maar Khan, starring Akshay Kumar & Katrina Kaif.The film Releases on 24th December 2010"


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