Monday, September 01, 2008

Sarah Palin announces her daughter is pregnant, and will marry the father


The Palins

After the blog explosion over the weekend (including All This Is That) over the maternity of her son Trig, Sarah Palin put the wild speculation and rumors to rest by announcing that her daughter Bristol is five months pregnant, and will marry the father. The crux of the speculation is that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child's out of wedlock son.

"We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us," the Palins' statement said. "Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support."

John McCain knew about the pregnancy
when he chose Palin last week as his running mate, and decided that it was not a deal-breaker.

Campaign officials said the news of Bristol's pregnancy has been released to squelch the "mud-slinging and lies" circulating on liberal blog sites.


John McCain and Sarah Palin, from the mid-calf down
---o0o---

3 comments:

WorldDominator75 said...

So much for "family values".

I think Mccain should just drop Palin and pick up Huckabee, and go into a confession box with him. I beleive that at this point, Mccain is back to square one in the process of rallying the evangelical base.

If Mccain lets Obama make it all about the economy without an evengelical following, then we might as well bring back Ross Perot and call it 1992 again.

Anonymous said...

"When is the lesbian meth addict going to smash a chair over the head of the midget neo-Nazi?"

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

COMMENT FOUND AT TPM

Keekee Brummet said...

Interestingly, one reader said today that this is just a cover story. . .to take the heat off the true, original story, and that Bristol will "miscarry" shortly.