Friday, October 19, 2007

Three new Jeri Kehn photos; links to Jeri photos; and Fred Thompson describes the beauty of having a hot first lady;

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

The Onion

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates,...

Yes, Fred Thompson, in an article in The Onion describes just what it will be like having a babe-a-licious First Lady. Click on the article to jump to The Onion and Fred's smoking opinion piece. Thanks to Steve Albertson for pointing out this article!

"I urge each and every one of you to run a Google image search and see the evidence for yourself: photo after photo of a tall but wrinkled and sagging 64-year-old man—that's me—standing at various gala events, his arm wrapped around a stunning woman with glowing orange skin and beautiful platinum-highlighted hair. A bold woman, squeezed into a dress with a plunging neckline so low her enormous breasts seem almost ready to leap out and scream, "Hey world—look at us! We are married to a famous man we saw in Die Hard 2 when we were in college!"

Here are the latest Jeri Kehn photos we've found (all recent, on the campaign trail):


Jeri in green


Fred up front, Jeri in deep focus (this seem totally wrong)


Practising for the Republican convention next summer

Two more Jeri Kehn Thompson Photos
A Jeri Kehn Thompson cameo appearance in a Fred Thompson campaign video, four new Jeri Kehn photographs, and a Mrs. Fred Thompson photo roundup
Three additional photos of Mrs. Fred Thompson a/k/a Jeri Kehn
Meet the Thompson Twins: Fred Thompson's wife, Jeri Kehn (with photos)
One More Jeri Kehn Thompson photo
Jeri Kehn Photos, Part 3: Three more photos of Mrs. Fred Thompson
More Jeri Kehn photos--> A follow-up to "Meet the Thompson Twins: Fred Thompson's wife, Jeri Kehn (with photos) "New photographs of Jeri Kehn Thompson on the campaign trail (and a couple of her husband Fred too)

"Go on, close your eyes and try picturing Jackie Kennedy on the cover of some magazine spilling out of a bikini. You can't do it, can you? Now try the same mental experiment with Mrs. Fred. The results speak for themselves."


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