There are dozens of photos of Jeri Kehn here, from the 2008 election. Yeah, we admit it became a bit of an obsession. But why, for the last month, are 300-500 people a day coming to All This Is That to look for them? We're utterly stumped. We know we're high on the Google Kehn search results--but that only brought in a couple dozen of people a day...until recently.
When traffic suddenly went up, we figured she'd died, or filed for divorce, or had been somehow plunged back into the headlines. But that doesn't seem to be the case.
If you can, let us know why--and how--you stopped by to see the Jeri Kehn photos. It's a puzzler for us. And, hey, while you're hear, check out the archives, and become a regular, or subscribe to our RSS feeds. . .
Interestingly, over 100 people came to All This Is That yesterday specifically looking for photos of Fred Thompson's wife, Jeri Kehn. I can't figure out why. At first I thought she might have died. She doesn't seem to be in the news. Neither has Fred Thompson, as far as I can tell. There're always a couple of people looking, but 100? That seems crazy--and I can't figure out what triggered all the Jeri Kehn searches.
Usually when tons of people come looking for something specific, it is because there was a link on a web site, or that person or thing hit the news. There are about 20 people and things where All This Is That is at or near the top of Google searches (things like the Enumclaw horse case; the Walribi tribe handshake; The cuckoo sign and the shocker; craig's list sex scandal; Alien lore; The Johnson Treatment, etc). Those things get hits all the time. . .but this Jeri Kehn one is baffling. Maybe she was in the news and I am missing it. It looks like we are one of the first Google hits in images, but still something has to drive people to look in the first place. I don't know. This is kind of strange...
In case you're one of those people looking, here are the links to the many Jeri Kehn pictures published here:
With the John Edwards brouhaha, I kind of missed the "show us your t**s" McCain "controversy." This is good. Check out McCain's speech on YouTube (below). He experiences at least two or three brain freeze moments (I bet there are no TelePrompTer™s at Sturgis), offers to have his wife strip for the crowd, and panders to the crowd on gas prices and the war.
“I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to hoots from the largely male crowd. “With a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.” Senator John McCain a/k/a "The 44th President" a/k/a "George W. Bush's Third Term Stand-in." Miss Buffalo Chip is a title given to the winner of the Sturgis beauty pageant that features topless (and often bottomless) contestants.
I'll admit I don't spend much time tracking John McCain. And I know very little about Cindy, other than she has more money than Yoko Ono...which is nothing to sneeze at. Is is true that she is coked up, or frequently flying on Oxy's, or some cocktail of hashhish, Xanax, and Maker's Mark? Two times over the last week people have said "You don't know about Cindy McCain? You? I can't believe it." No, I don't know. Write in and disabuse me of that notion. I am too busy trying to find images of Cindy where she took her husband's advice. I mean, we kind of need someone to take the place of Jeri Kehn Thompson in the G.O.P. babestakes, but Cindy does have a spooky, severe, Aryan side.
According to the Associated Press: "Thompson did not say whether he would endorse any of his former rivals. He was one of a handful of members of Congress who supported Arizona Sen. John McCain in 2000 in his unsuccessful race against George W. Bush for the party nomination."
I am sure Fred will now enjoy a lucrative career as a highly-paid consultant. And here is the last Jeri Kehn photo compendium:
Ex-Senator Thompson's website has, in the last few weeks, neglected to post any photos of bright and scrumptious Ms. Jeri Kehn. Have they decided against sending her back out on the hustings? Has she virtually thrown in the towel (not likely since she was one of the campaign's main strategists)? Clearly, the moribund campaign is on its last legs.
Have they elected to keep her under wraps since any appearance she makes juxtaposes her winsome MILF-ness against Fred's lumpy and sagging visage? Or is it just to thwart the ongoing Jeri Kehn photo series on All This Is That? We may know more soon. Certainly, the ex-Senator seems likely to throw in the towel, at the latest, by February 5th. Unless he comes to his senses and names Ms. Kehn as his running mate...
If you're jonesing for a Jeri Kehn photo fix, you don't have to paw through Fred Thompson's web site. . .because we;'ve done the mining for you. Check out these Jeri Kehn photo links from the last few months on All This Is That:
Following are some recent photos of Jeri Kehn Thompson on the campaign trail, visiting VA hospitals in South Carolina and Virginia, on the set of Neil Cavuto's TV show, at an endorsement dinner, and various other stops. She is on the campaign trail, attempting to breathe life into ex-Senator Fred Thompson's moribund and flailing campaign. Following the photos are links to other Jeri Kehn photo roundups on All This Is That).
Jeri orates to a women's group
Photo opportunity with Nevil Cavuto (he's the one on your right)
The Thomson's pose with a supporter.
Another photo-op
Jeri Kehn and daughter at the V.A. Hospital
Jeri on the beach with another lady in red(notice the 100
watt smile is utterly absent)
Jeri makes a cameo appearance on stage...
Jeri and daughter in matching outfits.
"I kid you not," Jeri Kehn tells a supporter
Jeri in another photo-op.
Jeri Kehn smiles for the win in a babe-off with two other women.
Other recent Jeri Kehn photograph round-ups on All This Is That:
There were few interesting Jeri Kehn photos from the campaign this week, so instead we put up a few of her miscellaneous photos we have kicking around. Who knows how much longer anyone will even be interested as the Thompson campaign sags. The incredible surge of Mike Huckabee has been mainly at the expense of Ex-Senator Fred Thompson. In the meantime, if Fred was smart--and anyone watching his campaign has to question that--he'd send Mrs. Jeri Kehn Thompson to even more campaign appearances.
Some other recent pages of Jeri Kehn photos on this blog:
Jeri Kehn has been busy on the campaign trail once again. This week, we find her pressing the flesh and posing for photo ops in four different states. That wrinkly guy in the upper left hand corner is ex-Senator Fred Thompson, who is running for office, or something.
Jeri Kehn Thompson hit the road one more time for one more try these last few weeks, attempting to revive her spouse's shockingly moribund campaign.
Once again, the photographs of Jeri Kehn overshadow those of actor turned Senator turned actor, Fred Thompson. You have to admit. . .telegenically, Fred seems to fit Richard Pryor's description of Ronald Reagan: "He looks like a d**k with clothes on,"
1: Jeri gets touched up before a local TV appearance: 2: On the air!
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At The Chicago Club, Jeri Kehn has a babe-off with some other women (guess who wins?):
Jeri Chats up a *cough cough* Fred Thompson fan. Note how closely this supporter resembles many of the Republicans who seem to be getting caught soliciting bathroom sex, gerbiling, and sniffing bicycle seats.
Son Sammy in an enviable position -- click to enlarge
Vote for Fred! In our continuing series, Jeri Kehn Thompson was busy during the last month, making campaign appearances for Fred Thompson in several states, often with the Thompson children.
In case you missed the earlier Jeri Kehn photo collections, here are the links:
Jack and Jackie appear. An Onion parody recently made several references to J & J in an article allegedly authored by Senator Fred Thompson about his hot wife.
Helen Thomas with Bill Clinton...don't why this one turns up, but you have to love it.
Georgette Mossbacher, a woman Senator Thompson dated.
Composite photo of Rudy Giuliani in drag, with Donald Trump. I don't know if the Senator dated the Mayor of 9/11 while he was in drag, or not.
Frances Folsom Cleveland, who married President Grover Cleveland, ending the bachelor Presidency. The 27 year age difference between her and the President was even greater than the one between Senator and Mrs. Fred Thompson (aka Jeri Kehn).
The late Anna Nicole Smith and her husband, Harry, a more extreme example of a May-December romance.
Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camile. There are numerous similarities to the Senator and Jeri Kehn: age disparity, a California tan, blonde tresses, an actor husband, impressive cleavage, and a husband who has trouble not grinning.
Lorrie Morgan, a country singer Fred dated for a long time in the 90s.She has nothing but praise for him.
Dennis Kuchinich and his wife Elizabeth frequently appear. It's that May-December thing, I guess.And one more grinning husband.
Jeri Kehn