Showing posts with label Dean Ericksen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dean Ericksen. Show all posts

Friday, October 12, 2007

Almost There In No Time--what's with that?


click to enlarge - I'm pretty sure this is the guy I saw standing
next to Highway 99 this morning, holding a carboard sign
with his woeful tale scrawled in grease pencil...


keep saying such terrible things about me?
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Almost There In No Time shows its true colors/ATINT v. ATIT

Almost There In No Time takes another pot-shot at All This Is That. You may have noticed they can dish it out, but they can't take it. And now, they desperately try to engage us in a blog war to pump their ratings up. The beleagured editor-in-chief of ATINT clearly has a paranoid streak, and is attempting to suck ATIT into his morass. We're not biting. Sorry, ATINT, we just report the facts, and only the facts. No matter what accusations that deranged Captain Queeg over there flings at us, we're sticking to the high road.



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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Nicaraguan toilet paintings of Masaya


click to enlarge the painting


My brother and sister in law, Dean and Mary, brought back an oil painting for me that they discovered in Masaya, Nicaragua, at one of the art markets. You can read about their trip at the notorious Almost There In No Time.

When they saw this canvas, they knew just who would love the work. As it turns out, Dean Ericksen told me there were dozens of paintings of people sitting on the toilet in the art stalls! I have researched this up and down the 'net and been unable to find any references to how this genre of painting came to be popular in Masaya, Nicaragua. I may have to travel there to find the answer. Dean did say that much of the art clearly mimicked popular or well-known painters, like Diego Rivera or Posada. Clearly there was some germination point, and I am hoping one of our readers can either find information, or may even know about this subject matter. Clearly, the palette is Mexican/Central American. The colors, tilework, and spartan furnishings of the bath absolutely remind me of baths in places I have seen or stayed in Jalisco and Nayarit.

The painting is on stretched canvas. The stretcher bars are not the traditional ones we use in the U.S., but they are mitered. The bars don't seem to be interlocking, but they are tight. The canvas itself is fairly light. The canvas, along the edges is clearly not primed, but I think it may be primed under the actual face of the canvas, where the oil paint was applied. Instead of the canvas staples we use, the canvas is attached to the stretchers by small galvanized nails or brads. The paint is glazed with some sort of medium or varnish; I can tell because they missed a very small patch. It almost looks like there was some sort of mistake that was painted over on the yellow wall, and they forgot to varnish that correction. The painting seems to have been signed by "Velasquez" and it seems to have the abbreviation "Nic."

I have seen numerous impressionist paintings focused around the bath, but none with such an explicit focus on the toilet itself. In those paintings, you usually see a zoftig woman combing her hair. In this painting however, the subject of the painting is clearly using the toilet, with her panties resting just below knee-level. I don't know how to explain this one, but I gladly display it, alongside my other treasured folk-art pieces. . .none of which I really know the provenance of. If you just winced, yeah, I know it's tref to end a sentence with a preposition. It's late and I'm feeling lazy. Selah.
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Saturday, July 28, 2007

The Blog War, continued

The blog Almost There In No Time recently posted this follow-up:

"Q: Is the blog war with Jack Brummet still active?

A: I think about it all the time. In cyber-terms, he is no better than Pol Pot and/or Idi Amin. He's a shoddy cook too, constantly over/under-spicing food."


In fact, Almost There In No Time, rolled over almost exactly like the French have in every smirmish they've become involved in in modern times. Almost There In No Time talked a great blog war, but when push came to shove, they hoisted the white flag immediately, all the while declaiming their valor and righteousness. This particular blog war ended weeks ago. After the initial volleys were launched, the proprietor of Almost There In No Time scampered off like a scared jackrabbit into the infamous Marxist stronghold of Nicaragua.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Dean Ericksen's realtime travelogue continues to unfold


...Click Mary to enlarge...

My brother and sister in law, Dean and Mary, and their youth Declan, Althea, and Augie, continue their two month journey through Nicaragua and Costa Rica, as reported in the blog Almost There In No Time. The trip has ranged from the harrowing to the sublime, at least from an outsider's viewpoint. There is no question they have been battling with bugs, that is, cooties and microbes, leavened with moments of tropical bliss.
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Monday, July 09, 2007

The Blog Wars are on hiatus?::::::Dean Ericksen has hightailed it into Central America

You may recall that a Blog War erupted recently between All This Is That and Almost There in No Time. A few shots were fired, and then suddenly, the Editor-In-Chief of Almost There In No Time hightailed it into Central America.


Does this mean Dean Ericksen has raised the white flag?; that he has surrendered after the first shot like, say, the French Government might have in a skirmish? Or is he in Costa Rica to sample the marching powder? Or has he taken his entire family (a lovely bunch of people by the way) to Nicaragua to indoctrinate them into the insidious and nefarious Marxist Sandinista culture? Or is he in hiding, scathed by the withering attacks from All This Is That and its legion of fans and readers?



Dean Ericksen and Jack Brummet in happier Times

You can run, but you cannot hide, Dean Ericksen. I encourage our readers in Costa Rica and Nicaragua to seek out Mr. Ericksen, and hector him at every opportunity. You don't just walk away from a war; you win or you lose, but you do not just take a powder!


Recent posts about Dean Ericksen appearing on All This Is That:


Word about Dean Ericksen Spreads Around The Internet
Further reader submissions of Dean Ericksen Stories And Photos
The Gathering Storm Around Dean Ericksen
Blog Wars--> Boycott This Blog: Almost There In No Time
At Last! Dean Ericksen Begins Blogging!
Dean Ericksen's review of the Grammys
Dean Ericksen's Metro Melodrama
President Bush drunk at Camp David
Photograph: Dean & Jack In California
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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Word about Dean Ericksen Spreads Around The Internet


click images to enlarge....

Since publishing our expose of Dean Ericksen's activities, we have been innundated with horror stories, photos and other examples of his degenerate lifestyle as well as the development of his nefarious cult. Dean Ericksen Must Be Stopped seems to be leading the charge.


Click to enlarge - Ericksen enjoying drinks with an old friend

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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Blog Wars--> Boycott This Blog: Almost There In No Time


The proprietor of Almost There In No Time, a favorite blog of NMBLA members,
as well as the NRA, the Republican National Committee, and Ralph Nader.
One follower describes Ericksen's eyes as "penetrating and insidious.
When he looks at you it's like a hypnotist's watch."

An insidious presence has crept into the "blogosphere." Dean Ericksen, a native Seattleite and environmental executive, recently initiated a scandalous blog known as Almost There In No Time. Mr. Ericksen is slowly and insidiously building a cult following in the Pacific Northwest. One person who escaped his clutches told All This Is That "Ericksen plans to increase his following until he has the numbers to make a national splash. . .and what he plans on doing will make David Koresh's conflagration look like a marshmallow roast, and will make the Jonestown Massacre look--literally--like a kool-aid party. His intention is to create such an apocalyptic meltdown that he will be long-remembered. Unlike some of those other leaders, however, he has no intention of going down with the ship!" He increases his following by preaching a strangely polyglot mixture of several seemingly incompatible philosophies, not unlike, say Heinrich Himmler or Adolph Shicklegruber himself. "He's able to pull it off, " one former cult member told All This Is That, "because unlike most of those other wackos, he doesn't seem to be in it for the sex, or the money."

Ericksen's blog is listed as a favorite on the websites of the National Rifle Association, the National Man-Boy Love Association, The King County Republican Party, the American Nazi and Communist Parties, The Junior League, Aryan Nations, Volksfront, the VFW, the fraternal orders of Elks, Moose, and Eagles, The Masonic Lodge, The National Vanguard, White Revolution, the National Alliance, the G.O.P., the Moral Majority, as well as the individual blogs of Charles Manson, Oral Roberts, Mark David Chapman, and the entertainers Celine Dion, David Hassehof, and Rosie O'Donnell. How does this seemingly random stew of no talents, hate groups, and political reactionaries join in agreement about one blogger's website? I have no idea. But I do know that Mr. Ericksen needs to be stopped well before he reaches critical mass. Perhaps it's even too late for that. One well-known deprogrammer said "it's virtually impossible to deprogram one of his followers. Once Ericksen has rooted into their psyches, it is very difficult to evict him. It's like zombies; once you cross the line you don't go back."
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Saturday, June 02, 2007

At Last! Dean Ericksen Begins Blogging!

Dean Ericksen finally leapt in and started a blog. . .right here on BlogSpot. Dean is a longtime contributor of weird links, stories, and ideas to All This Is That.

Some of the articles by/about Dean that have appeared over the years on All This Is That:

President Bush drunk at Camp David (references Dean's Eggnog recipe)


Welcome Dean. . .this should be fun.
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